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Yeah, the GMD would have looked good to me too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 15:47:00 May 18, 2010 15:47:00

Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story

The GMD: his bff is laughing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:07:31 May 10, 2010 07:07:31

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

A new Fontrum world record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:46:46 May 5, 2010 12:46:46

New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. Full Story

Robo Jackie?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:33:28 April 29, 2010 08:33:28

History Channel is producing an 8 hour mini-series called The Kennedys. Greg Kinnear will play JFK. Barry Pepper will play RFK. And Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis will be played by... Katie Holmes. Oh wait, sorry, it’s KatE Holmes. Or RoboBride. So... we might be fighting but... I think it’s a good casting choice. Full Story

No Easter for the GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 09:26:25 April 5, 2010 09:26:25

Does Xenu hate the Easter Bunny? Are Church members prohibited from celebrating? Katie Holmes is currently in New York to work on her next film Son of No One. Little Sci is with her and the two have been photographed everywhere the last few days. Yesterday they were out and about enjoying Easter – at the theatre, at a bakery, at a tea party… and no GMD trailing along. Full Story

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GMD & Katie front and centre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 07:59:55 March 22, 2010 07:59:55

At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. The GMD was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a greeting at all between the four of them, it didn’t happen on camera. Full Story

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Xenu fertility

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:13:58 March 1, 2010 10:13:58

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story

Tall Girl Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:35:32 February 10, 2010 07:35:32

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story

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Still designing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 12:00:08 February 9, 2010 12:00:08

Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here Full Story

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Cammie & the Fraud?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:13:12 February 8, 2010 09:13:12

CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story

Robo’s lumberjack heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2009 07:40:47 December 24, 2009 07:40:47

Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’s dressed casually in jeans, a lumberjack shirt…and heels. Full Story

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