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Posh expansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 12:18:40 March 20, 2009 12:18:40

In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’s body? Anyway, Posh went out for dinner to Nobu last night with Katie Holmes in Hollywood. Full Story

Do you like her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:01:05 March 13, 2009 10:01:05

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

Robo Weave!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:08:29 March 12, 2009 15:08:29

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:28:55 March 11, 2009 11:28:55

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Little Sci Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:34:30 March 9, 2009 06:34:30

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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Green hat alert!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 14:53:52 March 5, 2009 14:53:52

Those of you who’ve been visiting this site for a while now (thank you!) should know the Green Hat deal. We Chinese, we don’t wear green hats. Green hats are a sign that you’re being chumped. Speaking of chumped… Where is the GMD? Katie walked around on set in NYC today in a green hat. Full Story

Robo Beads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 06:54:41 March 5, 2009 06:54:41

Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… But that shot of him making her laugh with his script still in his hand, if we were to play Photo Assumption – our favourite game! – I’d say that’s a girl who’s discovering flirting again. Full Story

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What Robo reads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 09:07:14 March 2, 2009 09:07:14

Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither expression… looks ridiculous. Full Story

Weekends in LA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 07:53:23 March 2, 2009 07:53:23

KatE Holmes has been shooting The Extra Man in New York the last couple of weeks. Saturday night she was back in LA with the GMD and daughter Isabella, having dinner at Il Sole with John Lithgow with whom she shared the stage in All My Sons. UK tabloids are reporting that Katie’s on some cleanse to beef up her eggs or something, trying to conceive again. Full Story

Katie’s cry face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:44:42 February 26, 2009 02:44:42

Katie Holmes on set in New York of The Extra Man yesterday shooting a scene in which she had to put on an extra sad face. I laughed. Are you laughing? I’m especially laughing at Paul Dano’s photo assumption expression, like he’s thinking to himself: What the f-ck am I doing here??? Having said that, they do kinda look hot together. Full Story

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Not good enough for Dano

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 09:58:00 February 25, 2009 09:58:00

How will Katie Holmes stack up against Paul Dano? He’s too good for her. Katie is in New York shooting a new movie called The Extra Man costarring Dano and Kevin Kline. Dano could sleep through a scene and still send her back to Dawson’s Creek. This is why we’re playing Photo Assumption: Doesn’t Paul look impatient? Almost insulted that he’s gone from Alan Arkin and Daniel Day Lewis to … KatE Holmes? Love Paul Dano. Full Story

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