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No white wedges this year!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 14:21:07 April 20, 2009 14:21:07

When Little Sci turned 2 last year, the GMD borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is now 3 years old. Full Story

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Birthday Glum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 07:49:42 April 16, 2009 07:49:42

Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: Shauna Sand was allowed entry at Cecconi’s the night before. Full Story

Robo dances every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 14:41:33 April 13, 2009 14:41:33

Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story

Leggy Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 07:22:41 March 27, 2009 07:22:41

Not free just yet but some say she’s starting to reassert her… personality. Don’t get too optimistic. Xenu’s hold is strong and unforgiving. Ask John Travolta. We were talking about the GMD the other night, a drunken night outside a pub. What else is there to discuss? At this point I don’t think it’s so much a question of gay but of deliberate androgyny. Full Story

Robo Babysitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 07:17:02 March 23, 2009 07:17:02

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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Posh expansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 12:18:40 March 20, 2009 12:18:40

In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’s body? Anyway, Posh went out for dinner to Nobu last night with Katie Holmes in Hollywood. Full Story

Do you like her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:01:05 March 13, 2009 10:01:05

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

Robo Weave!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:08:29 March 12, 2009 15:08:29

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:28:55 March 11, 2009 11:28:55

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Little Sci Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:34:30 March 9, 2009 06:34:30

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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Green hat alert!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 14:53:52 March 5, 2009 14:53:52

Those of you who’ve been visiting this site for a while now (thank you!) should know the Green Hat deal. We Chinese, we don’t wear green hats. Green hats are a sign that you’re being chumped. Speaking of chumped… Where is the GMD? Katie walked around on set in NYC today in a green hat. Full Story