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35 years without a bra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 08:36:33 February 17, 2009 08:36:33

Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with Topshop tycoon Sir Philip Green. Full Story

Little Sci the spectacle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 06:44:39 February 17, 2009 06:44:39

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story

The GMD loves fast cars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 08:05:01 February 16, 2009 08:05:01

As reported last week, the GMD drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld with Little Sci instead. Full Story

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Mexico and Miu Miu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 06:54:18 February 6, 2009 06:54:18

The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than ever. Younger and younger every day. Full Story

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Robo Flamenco!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:20:33 February 4, 2009 07:20:33

Sorta. The GMD and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has no curves, it’s just that she oozes androgyny. Full Story

GMD Robo Travel Ritual

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 09:33:00 February 3, 2009 09:33:00

This must be their mission. Like how some people collect sand from every beach they visit, or a matchbook, or a one night stand, everyone has a travel ritual. For the GMD and his KatE, I wonder if their travel ritual involves The Presentation. He must Present Her at every destination, in every city. Full Story

Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:55:30 February 2, 2009 06:55:30

Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding her hands over her ears while her father grins like a hyena for photographers. Full Story

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Russian GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 05:54:51 January 27, 2009 05:54:51

And Xenu loves money! As mentioned several months ago, Russia has become a must-stop on the Hollywood promotional tour. There is BIG money in Russia. And Russians seem desensitised to supercheese. So here’s the GMD in Moscow at the premiere of Valkyrie last night looking all heroic and sh-t, accepting a rose from his ardent fans, continuing to work that new young waxy face. Full Story

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Even her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 10:38:24 January 26, 2009 10:38:24

As repeated too many times, my friend Michelle has a thing about sateen. It makes her crazy. Michelle is a tv producer. Sateen looks terrible on television and in photographs. So unflattering. Lumps where there are no lumps. Even Victoria Beckham. Here’s Posh arriving at LAX yesterday surprisingly underdressed by her standards. Full Story

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SAG Robo Why?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:47:00 January 26, 2009 07:47:00

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

Not tired off Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 11:05:42 January 21, 2009 11:05:42

We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with the GMD on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. It’s undeniable. Full Story

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