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Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:55:30 February 2, 2009 06:55:30

Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding her hands over her ears while her father grins like a hyena for photographers. Full Story

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Russian GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 05:54:51 January 27, 2009 05:54:51

And Xenu loves money! As mentioned several months ago, Russia has become a must-stop on the Hollywood promotional tour. There is BIG money in Russia. And Russians seem desensitised to supercheese. So here’s the GMD in Moscow at the premiere of Valkyrie last night looking all heroic and sh-t, accepting a rose from his ardent fans, continuing to work that new young waxy face. Full Story

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Even her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 10:38:24 January 26, 2009 10:38:24

As repeated too many times, my friend Michelle has a thing about sateen. It makes her crazy. Michelle is a tv producer. Sateen looks terrible on television and in photographs. So unflattering. Lumps where there are no lumps. Even Victoria Beckham. Here’s Posh arriving at LAX yesterday surprisingly underdressed by her standards. Full Story

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SAG Robo Why?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:47:00 January 26, 2009 07:47:00

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

Not tired off Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 11:05:42 January 21, 2009 11:05:42

We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with the GMD on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. It’s undeniable. Full Story

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Airport romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 06:54:52 January 21, 2009 06:54:52

Looks like the GMD and Katie Holmes went from the Valkyrie red carpet last night straight to the airport. He was spotted in London arriving very late. Not sure if she went with him but the two appeared to be extra affectionate going through security, hugging and kissing and giggling, perhaps saying goodbye as KatE heads home to Little Sci? She did not appear to have made the trip to Germany though it seems unlikely the midge wouldn’t drag his wife over to the UK premiere with him. Full Story

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GMD Jolie Waxy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 11:45:14 January 20, 2009 11:45:14

He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda Jolie-esque waxy as he posed today at the photocall. Full Story

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Why do I like it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 14:39:46 January 15, 2009 14:39:46

Am trying not to…but I do. The Katie Holmes campaign for Miu Miu. The first image was released yesterday and another was posted on People.com today. According to Miu Miu, Katie “portrays a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality. Full Story

It’s on!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 07:52:00 January 14, 2009 07:52:00

Holy Moly has the exclusive first look at Katie Holmes’s new ads for Miu Miu…and they happened to leak on the same day that Posh’s Armani shots were released! Coincidence or conspiracy? Oh la. Mrs Beckham will be furious. Full Story

Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:40:52 January 12, 2009 08:40:52

The GMD – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. Bitch is f-cked up and weird but you have to admire the effort. Full Story

GMD and Robo saving the economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 08:42:40 January 5, 2009 08:42:40

What recession? The NY Post is reporting that while living in New York the last six months, Katie Holmes has spent $14 million. Most of that is attributable to 3 apartments the Cruises reportedly purchased in the same building where the GMD has owned a loft since 1985. On top of that there’s child care, dining out, entertainment for Little Sci, clothing for Little Sci, clothing for Katie, gym equipment, and miscellaneous other extras that keep the Robo functioning. Full Story