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Robo Baby Machine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 07:20:00 December 30, 2008 07:20:00

The GMD told The Sun that he wants 10 kids. This is your answer as to why Katie Holmes looks so tired all the time. You’d be tired too if Xenu set up a fertility lab between your legs with a new petrie dish every day. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Robo Butch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 07:19:00 December 29, 2008 07:19:00

For a couple of weeks in August, we were obsessed with Katie Holmes’s jeans. Every blog, every style page, if it wasn’t Michael Phelps, it was Robo Bride going all butch on Broadway with her pixie cut wearing her husband’s denims. An exaggeration? You don’t remember? Time Magazine Full Story

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After boyfriend jeans…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 07:06:31 December 29, 2008 07:06:31

Comes cut off shorts over stirrup leggings. Will it catch on? Check out Katie Holmes leaving her apartment yesterday headed to work on Broadway. As you can see, she’s trying out a new trend, not unlike the whole boyfriend jeans thing from earlier this year which, for many of you, became a hot thing. Full Story

Manorexic GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 06:44:44 December 16, 2008 06:44:44

Does he eat anymore? It’s probably the stress. The stress of salvaging a career. Or perhaps the stress of holding back his gay – his costar Thomas Kretschmann is quite the sexy beast. This is the GMD last night in New York at the Valkyrie premiere without KatE who was probably stuck on Broadway but who hooked up with him later on at the afterparty lest you think she was anything but supportive of her man. Full Story

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KatE in control?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 14:59:38 December 4, 2008 14:59:38

So the GMD and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: "There's a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn't have any control of her life. Full Story

Two families at the circus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 07:18:56 November 28, 2008 07:18:56

Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight tight pants and high high heels. Full Story

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Kate, Kate, Kate and the GMD watches football

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 16:46:00 November 25, 2008 16:46:00

It is a new world. A world the GMD is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. But Tom Cruise must hustle now. Valkyrie is on the brink of disaster. Full Story

Robo and Little Sci wear dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 17:27:00 November 24, 2008 17:27:00

Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not on the beach? And you know she CARES about style. Full Story

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Robo evolved?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 18:02:11 November 18, 2008 18:02:11

The GMD and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom Cruise’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, twice now proclaiming the end of the marriage, the GMD’s hold on KatE is as firm as ever. Full Story

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Baby umbrellas and coats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 08:35:10 November 6, 2008 08:35:10

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Androgen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 08:45:18 October 21, 2008 08:45:18

The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity. Full Story

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