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Two families at the circus

November 28, 2008 07:18:56 Posted at November 28, 2008 07:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight tight pants and high high heels. Full Story

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Kate, Kate, Kate and the GMD watches football

November 25, 2008 16:46:00 Posted at November 25, 2008 16:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It is a new world. A world the GMD is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. But Tom Cruise must hustle now. Valkyrie is on the brink of disaster. Full Story

Robo and Little Sci wear dresses

November 24, 2008 17:27:00 Posted at November 24, 2008 17:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not on the beach? And you know she CARES about style. Full Story

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Robo evolved?

November 18, 2008 18:02:11 Posted at November 18, 2008 18:02:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom Cruise’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, twice now proclaiming the end of the marriage, the GMD’s hold on KatE is as firm as ever. Full Story

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Baby umbrellas and coats

November 6, 2008 08:35:10 Posted at November 6, 2008 08:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Androgen

October 21, 2008 08:45:18 Posted at October 21, 2008 08:45:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity. Full Story

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Little Sci goes for ice cream

October 20, 2008 08:30:21 Posted at October 20, 2008 08:30:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally baseless assumption, I guess, because it’s not unusual for 2 year olds to get a bit squirmy? That’s what they tell me. Full Story

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You are not Tom Ford

October 17, 2008 07:28:01 Posted at October 17, 2008 07:28:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story

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Robo hits the high notes

October 10, 2008 07:10:44 Posted at October 10, 2008 07:10:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality. Full Story

Little Sci on the move

October 9, 2008 08:50:32 Posted at October 9, 2008 08:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one day. Before Xenu captures Little Sci’s little spirit. Full Story

Little Sci’s one of a kind

October 8, 2008 11:35:07 Posted at October 8, 2008 11:35:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since Katie Holmes soothes so much of her heartache shopping at Roger Vivier, the line’s creative director decided to thank Mrs Robo by presenting Little Sci with her very own pair of custom patent flats Full Story