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Little Sci goes for ice cream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:30:21 October 20, 2008 08:30:21

Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally baseless assumption, I guess, because it’s not unusual for 2 year olds to get a bit squirmy? That’s what they tell me. Full Story

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You are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:28:01 October 17, 2008 07:28:01

Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story

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Robo hits the high notes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:10:44 October 10, 2008 07:10:44

A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality. Full Story

Little Sci on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 08:50:32 October 9, 2008 08:50:32

Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one day. Before Xenu captures Little Sci’s little spirit. Full Story

Tom’s 3 Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 11:30:58 October 5, 2008 11:30:58

How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? The GMD took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding his baby sister’s little lamb and blankie. Full Story

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Matching…and Presenting!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:33:07 September 29, 2008 07:33:07

Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? The GMD took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note they coordinated fabrics before heading out. Full Story

DanRad > Katie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 07:21:12 September 26, 2008 07:21:12

Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, if you’re trying to be ironic it’s definitely not working, dorky looking suit. Full Story

The Tom Clock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 06:19:56 September 18, 2008 06:19:56

It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and gloomy every time the paps shoot her solo, suddenly KatE lights up when her little man rounds the corner. Full Story

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Little Sci’s little bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 13:09:32 September 17, 2008 13:09:32

Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all her energies to rehearsals and to caring for Little Sci in the evenings. Full Story