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So where was Josh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 08:57:00 September 9, 2008 08:57:00

Many of you have emailed today about Joshua Jackson. He was originally confirmed to walk the carpet last night at TIFF for the One Week gala and did not show. UK tabloids today are reporting that he visited Katie Holmes this week with a bouquet of flowers after seeing photos of her looking wan and sad. Full Story

Pacey vs the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 13:12:00 August 26, 2008 13:12:00

Last week I posted this article about Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes both in New York working at the  same time on separate projects. For three years, KatE has been isolated from her past, alienated from the reality that defined before that fateful motorcycle ride with the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Presenting…in all black!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:20:04 August 25, 2008 06:20:04

It makes my life: seeing the GMD “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching black and shades. Full Story

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Never a leader…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 06:42:47 August 22, 2008 06:42:47

Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Maverick flies solo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 12:22:59 August 18, 2008 12:22:59

For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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All Smiles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:29:43 August 15, 2008 08:29:43

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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Leggings Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:28:11 August 14, 2008 08:28:11

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Robo Couture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 13:38:54 August 13, 2008 13:38:54

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

They’re Back…with heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:37:43 August 13, 2008 08:37:43

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

Little Sci’s tireless mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:33:08 August 13, 2008 07:33:08

After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story