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Maverick flies solo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 12:22:59 August 18, 2008 12:22:59

For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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All Smiles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:29:43 August 15, 2008 08:29:43

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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Leggings Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:28:11 August 14, 2008 08:28:11

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Robo Couture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 13:38:54 August 13, 2008 13:38:54

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

They’re Back…with heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:37:43 August 13, 2008 08:37:43

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

Little Sci’s tireless mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:33:08 August 13, 2008 07:33:08

After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story

No Rest for the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 09:28:58 August 12, 2008 09:28:58

NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to the GMD’s side whenever he needs to sell a movie…here’s Katie Holmes back in New York and heading to rehearsal this morning. Full Story

Robo Married A Dork

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 06:39:46 August 12, 2008 06:39:46

Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater in Los Angeles in the middle of f&cking August??? Here they are at last night’s Tropic Thunder premiere scaring the sh*t out of everyone, as usual, with their over-exuberance. Full Story

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Robo Jean Parade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:31:00 August 11, 2008 06:31:00

Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. Full Story

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Doesn’t she have playclothes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:50:50 August 8, 2008 06:50:50

Little Sci hit the playground again yesterday and as you can see, her mom dressed her up for a fashion show. Has Xenu outlawed playclothes? Weird. Aside from the wardrobe issues however, Katie Holmes was like a regular yummy mummy, chasing her baby, going down the slide, on the swings…and there was some drama too. Full Story

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