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No Rest for the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 09:28:58 August 12, 2008 09:28:58

NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to the GMD’s side whenever he needs to sell a movie…here’s Katie Holmes back in New York and heading to rehearsal this morning. Full Story

Robo Married A Dork

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 06:39:46 August 12, 2008 06:39:46

Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater in Los Angeles in the middle of f&cking August??? Here they are at last night’s Tropic Thunder premiere scaring the sh*t out of everyone, as usual, with their over-exuberance. Full Story

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Robo Jean Parade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:31:00 August 11, 2008 06:31:00

Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. Full Story

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Doesn’t she have playclothes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:50:50 August 8, 2008 06:50:50

Little Sci hit the playground again yesterday and as you can see, her mom dressed her up for a fashion show. Has Xenu outlawed playclothes? Weird. Aside from the wardrobe issues however, Katie Holmes was like a regular yummy mummy, chasing her baby, going down the slide, on the swings…and there was some drama too. Full Story

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Growing the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 15:00:58 August 7, 2008 15:00:58

There’s always a message, non? So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short. According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www. Full Story

Little Sci and the Little Mermaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 07:02:59 August 7, 2008 07:02:59

Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story

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Better unrolled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 14:22:48 August 6, 2008 14:22:48

Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story

Little Sci loves her blanket

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 06:37:01 August 6, 2008 06:37:01

Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. KatE reported dutifully for work yesterday and then took LS to the park for a little romp. Full Story

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A Closer Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 13:47:55 August 5, 2008 13:47:55

Ok we have to go back to this. Because it’s not just tucked behind her ears… it’s actually cut right off. And the cut itself is all good. Even great. Am all over it. The cut in combination with the androgyny and the scientology and the looming gay midget, as ass backwards as that sounds, is what makes it creepy creepy. Full Story

Robo Glam Butch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 11:33:35 August 5, 2008 11:33:35

Man or Woman? Katie Holmes is not quite there yet, but YET is the operative word. The difference is butchy girls are proud of their style choices. Katie on the other hand really wants to be girly but must honour her husband and play like a man. This is Katie heading to rehearsal today in NYC, still wearing those assy jeans, but now they’re paired with accessories. Full Story

Robo Androgynous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:19:46 August 4, 2008 06:19:46

I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just like her ass awful hair. And her geriatric style. Full Story