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The Thinnification of the GMD

July 21, 2008 06:55:15 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:55:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were photos published very recently of the GMD taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out those skinny jeans! As far as jeans are concerned though, his wife’s are hurting. Full Story

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Robo with a real man

July 21, 2008 06:38:09 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:38:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Katie Holmes shooting scenes with Jonny Lee Miller the other day on the set of Eli Stone. And even though that hair is still ass, being left unsupervised in the presence of an attractive man and not a gay fraud has brought more life to her eyes than we’ve seen in 3 years. The way she’s coyly looking over at her co-star, the spring in her step, the smile playing at her lips – please, don’t start with the “acting” excuse. Full Story

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Analysing RoboCross

July 17, 2008 07:36:01 Posted at July 17, 2008 07:36:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: Feels naked and unsure of herself without husband, too much time has passed, cannot remember how to simply BE alone Terribly insecure Arms used as a shield to hide many secrets Arms used as self support to contain her suffering after learning of those many secrets Slouched shoulders suggest a lack of confidence facing the world Slouched shoulders suggest she"s horny and hasn"t been properly satisfied in years The hair sucks assNow you play Dr. Full Story

Stay-at-home dad

July 16, 2008 06:50:21 Posted at July 16, 2008 06:50:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the GMD brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. And Johnny Lee Miller is infinitely sexier than the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

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Little Sci at the parade!

July 7, 2008 06:36:07 Posted at July 7, 2008 06:36:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Don’t Mess With the Robo

June 19, 2008 08:10:21 Posted at June 19, 2008 08:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story

Gay Midget Dork in the Middle

June 2, 2008 07:00:00 Posted at June 2, 2008 07:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how the GMD loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to pimp their fraud love backstage and also loitered about, freakin’ people out with their crazy eyes, giving people chills with their weird intense stares. Full Story

The GMD’s big gay party

June 2, 2008 04:48:40 Posted at June 2, 2008 04:48:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny. Full Story

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Posh’s Perfect Day

May 28, 2008 09:11:11 Posted at May 28, 2008 09:11:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She posed and pouted at the Chateau Marmont for a photo shoot – see attached. Then her son Cruz decided he just had to drop by Marc Jacobs. So they went shopping. Afterwards, he rewarded her with a trip to Pink Taco during which she sipped at water, tried not to breathe in the heady fumes of food, and watched him eat. Full Story

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