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The GMD Hates Curves

February 14, 2008 09:13:48 Posted at February 14, 2008 09:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

February 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. Katie, as usual, is gorgeous. Full Story

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Crazy Uncool

February 7, 2008 06:58:50 Posted at February 7, 2008 06:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that he makes anyone who associates with him uncool too. Full Story

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Second Sci vs the Second Coming?

January 31, 2008 05:15:02 Posted at January 31, 2008 05:15:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story

Katie > KatE

January 21, 2008 09:37:54 Posted at January 21, 2008 09:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story

Robobride Gets Fried

January 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie is getting slaughtered by critics for her role in Mad Money – then again, the MiniVan Majority doesn’t listen to critics or people with taste! New York Post:  “And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes”…“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary…Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?” The New York Times:  “The movie’s weakest link. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

January 18, 2008 06:36:57 Posted at January 18, 2008 06:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

Katie Presents… for a change!

January 16, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These girls are pounding the pavement tirelessly! Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes showed up at BET’s 106 & Park today where Katie presented Queen Latifah with her Best Supporting Actress (TV) Golden Globe. LOVE that Latifah is now a GG winner. LOVE it. She looks amazing, non? Actually, they both look pretty damn cute. Full Story

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Mad Money NASDAQ

January 16, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey yes. But adorable. Full Story

Robobride & Kate Moss???

January 16, 2008 11:47:23 Posted at January 16, 2008 11:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you know they were friends? Really??? Kate Moss is celebrating her 34th birthday and a gift arrived today from none other than KatE Cruise. In typical Cruise fashion, as in over the top, Katie’s gift was… a bed! Delivery order attached and also photo of Kate leaving her house with boyfriend Jamie Hince who is only marginally less revolting, marginally, than Pete Doherty. Full Story

Who They Had For Dinner

January 16, 2008 07:02:19 Posted at January 16, 2008 07:02:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Robobride went out for dinner last night in New York…and guess who they dined with? To whom did Tom "present" his wife? None other than Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica. Indeed. There are many, many, many similarities. Most notable: both men married younger women. In fact, the age difference between Jerry and Jessica and Tom and Katie is almost exactly the same. Full Story