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Like GMD, Like GMD!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 10:59:00 April 1, 2008 10:59:00

Katie’s new haircut – it looks like the GMD! He wants her to complete him… by BECOMING him! CHILLS, CHILLS, and more f&cking CHILLS! Here’s Katie last night out for dinner. Hard to say for sure if it suits her (I kinda like it), at least not until we get a better shot, and still not known whether it’s for a role, but you bet your leather chaps and feathers that her husband likes it very very much. Full Story

Little Sci Almost 2!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 13:51:00 March 27, 2008 13:51:00

The world has been clamouring for more Little Sci, especially since it seems the GMD and Robobride have kept her tucked away for quite some time now, supposedly because they want to jack up the value of her 2nd birthday photos. Attached – scans from a German magazine (thanks to German readers for the tip) of the most recent photo of Little Sci taken at an LA park. Full Story

Robobride & Mr Armani

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 13:01:28 March 19, 2008 13:01:28

After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. Full Story

Presenting Katie… to Forest!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 08:07:00 March 6, 2008 08:07:00

One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story

GMD & the Faire Pilot – en route to Toronto!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2008 14:03:00 February 28, 2008 14:03:00

The GMD and the Faire Pilot in Toronto at the same time??? Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu! March 1st in Toronto at the Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative at the Westin Harbour Castle: a private, invite-only event to build awareness and inspire industry to begin “addressing poverty on a global scale”. Full Story

The GMD Double Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2008 04:28:21 February 28, 2008 04:28:21

Bet you Tom Cruise had Wednesday circled on his calendar all week long: dinner with Will & Jada, the highlight of the month. Can you picture him hustling poor Katie, dazed and glassy eyed, out the door? But really…who can blame him? F*ck Will Smith is hot. Love the way he holds his body, even in the car. Full Story

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Presenting Besties and Beards!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2008 06:16:41 February 22, 2008 06:16:41

Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, the GMD and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting Katie! We LOVE Presenting Katie! And so does Tom Cruise! Here they are, as usual she is slouching and as usual she is impeccably dressed like a lady 15 years older, with the loveliest purple Louboutins, deciding not to blow out her bob, as her husband and protector looks on proudly. Full Story

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RoboFreeze: no solo carpets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 07:33:23 February 20, 2008 07:33:23

KatE was at the Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards looking lovely and pushing 45 and super skinny. Unfortunately the GMD was not with her. Which means there was no “presenting”. I miss the presenting. The Presentation of Katie Holmes totally makes my life. Thing is – when Tom isn’t around to escort her, Katie rarely works the carpet. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 07:10:10 February 20, 2008 07:10:10

Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 09:13:48 February 14, 2008 09:13:48

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story