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Presenting Besties and Beards!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2008 06:16:41 February 22, 2008 06:16:41

Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, the GMD and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting Katie! We LOVE Presenting Katie! And so does Tom Cruise! Here they are, as usual she is slouching and as usual she is impeccably dressed like a lady 15 years older, with the loveliest purple Louboutins, deciding not to blow out her bob, as her husband and protector looks on proudly. Full Story

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RoboFreeze: no solo carpets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 07:33:23 February 20, 2008 07:33:23

KatE was at the Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards looking lovely and pushing 45 and super skinny. Unfortunately the GMD was not with her. Which means there was no “presenting”. I miss the presenting. The Presentation of Katie Holmes totally makes my life. Thing is – when Tom isn’t around to escort her, Katie rarely works the carpet. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2008 07:10:10 February 20, 2008 07:10:10

Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 09:13:48 February 14, 2008 09:13:48

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

The GMD and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. Katie, as usual, is gorgeous. Full Story

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Crazy Uncool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 06:58:50 February 7, 2008 06:58:50

Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that he makes anyone who associates with him uncool too. Full Story

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Second Sci vs the Second Coming?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:15:02 January 31, 2008 05:15:02

Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story

Katie > KatE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2008 09:37:54 January 21, 2008 09:37:54

It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to cater to the MiniVan, you see? As she herself said recently, she has no desire for serious “Oscar-baiting” roles, no desire to become Charlize Theron’s Monster, no desire to fake a British accent, no desire to do anything but chick flick fare. Full Story

Robobride Gets Fried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 00:00:00 January 18, 2008 00:00:00

Katie is getting slaughtered by critics for her role in Mad Money – then again, the MiniVan Majority doesn’t listen to critics or people with taste! New York Post:  “And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes”…“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary…Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?” The New York Times:  “The movie’s weakest link. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:36:57 January 18, 2008 06:36:57

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

Katie Presents… for a change!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

These girls are pounding the pavement tirelessly! Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes showed up at BET’s 106 & Park today where Katie presented Queen Latifah with her Best Supporting Actress (TV) Golden Globe. LOVE that Latifah is now a GG winner. LOVE it. She looks amazing, non? Actually, they both look pretty damn cute. Full Story

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