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More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!!

January 7, 2008 11:17:41 Posted at January 7, 2008 11:17:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, as Andrew Morton devotes about 2 pages to the rumours, and only insomuch as how affected he and Nicole. Full Story

The GMD Bracing for Battle

January 7, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 7, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Praise Xenu! We were all deflated last month when British reports suggested that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé was not going to be published in the UK because it wasn’t scandalous enough…but now it turns out it’s actually not going to be published in the UK because it’s TOO SCANDALOUS and publishers fear that British libel laws will make it too costly for them to defend. Full Story

Need Another Friday Pick-me-up?

January 4, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me Cruise but I miss the GMD. We’re a full four days into 2008 and we’ve yet to be blessed with his crazy. Thank Xenu Mad Money starring Katie Holmes, Diane Keaton, and Queen Latifah is due out in a couple of weeks. Movie premieres mean red carpets. And red carpets mean occasions for Presentation! Can’t wait to usher in a brand new year of Presenting Katie! In the meantime, satisfy yourself with a classic. Full Story

Little Sci & Knut?

January 2, 2008 07:36:00 Posted at January 2, 2008 07:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is the GMD up to now? Remember Little Knut? He’s not so little now but when he was little he made international headlines because his mother rejected him and he was raised by his trainer at the Berlin Zoo. At the time, some animal rights activists were advocating for him to be euthanised believing he would otherwise grow up unnaturally. Full Story

Xenu Labour

January 2, 2008 06:51:56 Posted at January 2, 2008 06:51:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out of nowhere she’s suddenly besties with the GMD. Then she reveals her father has been a Scientologist for 20 years. And my sources report she’s an avid reader of church literature, highlighting key passages for review over and over again. Of course she and Marc had also been trying for a long time to get pregnant. Full Story

Presenting Katie Holmes: Best of 2007

December 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

2007 was the year we were introduced to the new Cruise patented move: the Presentation of Katie Holmes. Red carpet after red carpet, the GMD would arrive at some event with his robobride in tow, and like a proud father at the cotillion, Tom would “present” his wife with cameras flashing. It is at once awkward, and weird, and creepy, and f*cking hilarious. Full Story

The GMD Sweat & Grind: Best of 2007

December 21, 2007 11:41:52 Posted at December 21, 2007 11:41:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To welcome the Beckhams to America, the GMD and his Robobride, along with Will and Jada Smith, threw a huge bash. And Tom and Katie decided to get down on the dance floor. Rare is it to see a homo not only dress badly but also groove badly. But in the GMD’s case, his poor gaygay has been suppressed and audited for so long, his funky ‘mo senses are warped, resulting in this abomination captured on camera. Full Story

Robobride Trumps Granny Freeze

December 20, 2007 06:30:18 Posted at December 20, 2007 06:30:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New interview with Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, and Diane Keaton in Parade Magazine and KatE delivers a clinic in MiniVan Majority Fellatio. There’s love, there’s baking, there’s chocolate, there’s children, there’s sisterhood, and of course there is LOVE. All in time for the holidays. Full Story

GMD vs Chicken Fried Stupid

December 19, 2007 14:51:02 Posted at December 19, 2007 14:51:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

December 18th was KatE’s birthday. So of course the GMD took her to Raffles L’Ermitage to celebrate where they could have some privacy. Because that’s where Britney Spears hangs out these days. OF COURSE there’d be no paparazzi. Of course not! Oh and look at KatE’s face – bedhead and sleepy eyes like it was a romantic evening with her totally straight husband lying in the tub with candles. Full Story

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GMD Pushed Back

December 18, 2007 07:45:25 Posted at December 18, 2007 07:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety is reporting that Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie has been pushed back from a summer release due to production delays. Valkryie was originally set to take on the summer box office. Stupid move. It will now come out in October 2008 for awards season positioning next year. Full Story

Comfortable on the Carpet

December 14, 2007 07:42:12 Posted at December 14, 2007 07:42:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I remember seeing Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at TIFF 2006 at the Holt Renfrew Burberry party. They had just started dating that summer, it was new and fresh and they took care to arrive separately, in separate cars 15 minutes apart, walking the carpet and the press line well clear of each other only to quickly reunite inside the party with their hands clasped the entire time. Full Story

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