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Comfortable on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 07:42:12 December 14, 2007 07:42:12

I remember seeing Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at TIFF 2006 at the Holt Renfrew Burberry party. They had just started dating that summer, it was new and fresh and they took care to arrive separately, in separate cars 15 minutes apart, walking the carpet and the press line well clear of each other only to quickly reunite inside the party with their hands clasped the entire time. Full Story

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Raped by KatE’s Sugar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2007 06:52:15 December 13, 2007 06:52:15

Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s natural, it’s not weaved, every lock isn’t perfect – for once a cover that’s actually believable. Full Story

Little Sci goes to the Grove

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2007 07:23:07 December 10, 2007 07:23:07

This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other day. Full Story

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Can’t Keep the Gay Away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 07:35:04 December 7, 2007 07:35:04

No amount of Xenu Juice could have prevented the GMD from attending the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday night. How could any gay resist the glitter? On top of that, how can Tom Cruise resist a photo opportunity? With thousands of fans and their camera phones and the world media on alert – OF COURSE he showed up with his RoboKate. Full Story

A RoboBride Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 07:19:52 December 6, 2007 07:19:52

Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the GMD’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. Full Story

Little Sci in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 06:57:22 December 5, 2007 06:57:22

Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:05:21 December 4, 2007 13:05:21

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story

RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story

GMD Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 00:00:00 November 22, 2007 00:00:00

Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Here’s her interpretation of how Xenu gives thanks. Looking at the little Gay Midget Dwarf in his little pilgrim suit nearly killed me. You will lose your sh*t.  Full Story

The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 07:08:29 November 16, 2007 07:08:29

Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show. Full Story

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