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A RoboBride Holiday

December 6, 2007 07:19:52 Posted at December 6, 2007 07:19:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the GMD’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. Full Story

Little Sci in London

December 5, 2007 06:57:22 Posted at December 5, 2007 06:57:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

December 4, 2007 13:05:21 Posted at December 4, 2007 13:05:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story

RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

November 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story

GMD Thanksgiving

November 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Here’s her interpretation of how Xenu gives thanks. Looking at the little Gay Midget Dwarf in his little pilgrim suit nearly killed me. You will lose your sh*t.  Full Story

The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret

November 16, 2007 07:08:29 Posted at November 16, 2007 07:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show. Full Story

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Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice

November 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the grace of Xenu, the GMD is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. Especially the old man runners. In fact, in comparison, Tom Cruise in the right light, with the right angles, just like my Rumey Willis, is almost still Maverick. Full Story

The New Camelot in DC

November 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So blatantly obvious and still the MiniVan Majority will eat his sh*t up – the GMD arrived with his Katie/Jackie in tow last night to screen Lions for Lambs in DC. As you can see, from the demure neckline to the simple chain to the dress and especially the shoes… Katie is now a Kennedy charged with the task of glamourising a Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

GMD Permed!!!

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All hail the Xenu! After much lobbying over the last few days, and much objection to the GMD’s pin straight hair, perm shots have surfaced showing the GMD with sweet waves! Check it out – first look at Tom in Valkryie, the film besieged with problems during shooting in Germany this past summer. Full Story

Workin’ It

November 7, 2007 06:24:17 Posted at November 7, 2007 06:24:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete tits Mrs Beckham is not happy about that. Full Story

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