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Anniversary Invitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:05:21 December 4, 2007 13:05:21

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story

RoboFringe, the GMD, and Alfred Hitchcock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story

GMD Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 00:00:00 November 22, 2007 00:00:00

Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Here’s her interpretation of how Xenu gives thanks. Looking at the little Gay Midget Dwarf in his little pilgrim suit nearly killed me. You will lose your sh*t.  Full Story

The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 07:08:29 November 16, 2007 07:08:29

Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show. Full Story

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Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

By the grace of Xenu, the GMD is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. Especially the old man runners. In fact, in comparison, Tom Cruise in the right light, with the right angles, just like my Rumey Willis, is almost still Maverick. Full Story

The New Camelot in DC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

So blatantly obvious and still the MiniVan Majority will eat his sh*t up – the GMD arrived with his Katie/Jackie in tow last night to screen Lions for Lambs in DC. As you can see, from the demure neckline to the simple chain to the dress and especially the shoes… Katie is now a Kennedy charged with the task of glamourising a Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

GMD Permed!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

All hail the Xenu! After much lobbying over the last few days, and much objection to the GMD’s pin straight hair, perm shots have surfaced showing the GMD with sweet waves! Check it out – first look at Tom in Valkryie, the film besieged with problems during shooting in Germany this past summer. Full Story

Workin’ It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 06:24:17 November 7, 2007 06:24:17

Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete tits Mrs Beckham is not happy about that. Full Story

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Not a Moment’s Rest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 07:11:13 November 5, 2007 07:11:13

Katie Holmes ran a marathon yesterday in the morning and the showed up looking totally gorgeous in the face, but terribly terribly dressed, to the NYC screening of Lions for Lambs just hours later. And yes… Tom is “presenting” her!!! But of course he is. Why pass up the opportunity to evoke Camelot, especially the week before the release of his first movie as head of United Artists? In all fairness, Lions for Lambs doesn’t suck. Full Story

Katie’s “Amazing” Race

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the other end looking this pretty, especially the shot of her holding Little Sci getting out of the SUV. Full Story

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