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Workin’ It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 06:24:17 November 7, 2007 06:24:17

Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete tits Mrs Beckham is not happy about that. Full Story

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Not a Moment’s Rest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 07:11:13 November 5, 2007 07:11:13

Katie Holmes ran a marathon yesterday in the morning and the showed up looking totally gorgeous in the face, but terribly terribly dressed, to the NYC screening of Lions for Lambs just hours later. And yes… Tom is “presenting” her!!! But of course he is. Why pass up the opportunity to evoke Camelot, especially the week before the release of his first movie as head of United Artists? In all fairness, Lions for Lambs doesn’t suck. Full Story

Katie’s “Amazing” Race

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the other end looking this pretty, especially the shot of her holding Little Sci getting out of the SUV. Full Story

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Dead Eyes, Faux Glow, and a Perm Request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Katie Holmes last Thursday with her owner at the Lions for Lambs premiere – am all over the dress but she’s totally overmade. Too much blush? Or foundation? Makes her look old, ages a fresh face…and perhaps that’s the point. Otherwise, next to the GMD, she’d look like his much younger sister. Full Story

The Object of Their Affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD trotted out all his friends last Thursday for the LA premiere of Lions for Lambs. Among them, David Beckham, and as you can see from the expressions on both Katie’s and Tom’s faces, Becks is definitely ballsdown their favourite. See how Katie absolutely glows looking into his eyes? And see how Tom can’t take his own eyes off Victoria’s husband – coveting him, wanting him, undressing him with his Xenu imagination… Strange the Cruises don’t look like that at each other, non? Haven"t seen Katie this happy, in fact, for over 2 years! source Full Story

It’s Kate!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 00:00:00 October 31, 2007 00:00:00

You hear? It’s KatE Holmes. Not KatIE. And the GMD is making that very clear. He sat down with Entertainment Tonight’s Jann Carl in Paris last week for an interview airing tomorrow to promote his new film Lions for Lambs. Of course in order to do so, Tom started talking about his wife and his Little Sci, all while referring to Katie as KatE:"I feel lucky. Full Story

Flashes of Old Young Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 00:00:00 October 30, 2007 00:00:00

Once upon a time, Katie Holmes was fresh-faced and adorable, a youthful beauty, finally free from Dawson, poised to become a legitimate tv-to-film girl, some said with the potential of joining Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Kiki among the elite. Then came Tom Cruise and the lobotomy and you know the rest. Full Story

Gay Midget Camelot in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 13:02:58 October 24, 2007 13:02:58

Tom and Katie made a spectacular arrival tonight in Berlin as part of his heavy promotional roadshow in support of Lions for Lambs. That dress, while totally fairy princess, is stunning. And exactly what she’s after. Because let’s not forget, Katie is now being sold as the new queen of scientology Camelot. Full Story

The Family Presentation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 08:11:03 October 22, 2007 08:11:03

Look at the way he carries her – the GMD, knowing he is constantly surrounded by photographers, insists on pimping Little Sci face first to the world, cupping her outward instead of cradling her inwards, just like he does her mother. Check out the following series of photos from their weekend in NYC. Full Story

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Little Sci: Bottle in the Big Apple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 12:34:21 October 19, 2007 12:34:21

She is the cutest! Check out Katie and Little Sci out and about in NYC as Little Sci sucks on the Xenu juice in her bottle. I. Love. Her. After too many months away in Berlin, the First Family of Scientology is back with a vengeance and pounding the pavement for publicity, doing their best to ward off whatever smutty secrets are promised to be revealed in Andrew Morton’s long-awaited unauthorised autobiography…which is why the GMD’s two best assets are being trotted out for a MiniVan Majority mobilisation. Full Story

RoboBride in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 06:59:49 October 19, 2007 06:59:49

The GMD and his Katie have left Germany, returning stateside to kickstart Tom’s promotional tour for Lions for Lambs which opens November 9th – his first picture with the newly resurrected United Artists and if all goes well, an Oscar hopeful. It’s really too bad the timing of that book, non? Hee. Full Story