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Little Sci’s Tantrum & Katie’s Weekly Presentation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

This is why I am the worst aunt and would be an even worse mother: when toddlers cry (excluding the event of an emergency – easy there MiniVan), to me it’s so cute I have to laugh… which I’m told encourages whatever they happen to be wailing about. Which is why this clip of Little Sci getting upset about something is probably the most adorable I’ve ever seen her…and she’s already incredibly adorable. Full Story

Little Sci and my heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:42:58 August 23, 2007 09:42:58

I love her! I love her so much! Look at Little Sci in Paris with Katie! A perfect Parisian outfit too, non? Little Sci is the cutest!!! As for Katie – there’s something very very sexy about here in these photos. Mostly because the GMD is nowhere to be found. But curious curious observation: check out her boobs. Full Story

No Gap for Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 14:40:29 August 15, 2007 14:40:29

She’s certainly cute enough, but Little Sci will not be the face of Baby Gap. The GMD’s rep has shot down the rumour that his daughter will appear in the company’s new campaign – a rumour originated in that bottom feeding rag Life & Style. Seriously… They reported that Tom and Katie would split right after Little Sci’s birth. Full Story

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Sienna Miller and a real man? More on that later but let’s face it – he might be pretty, very very very pretty, but Jude’s a bit of a polka dot limpy, don’t you think?

As for your many emails yesterday relating to Katie Holmes and the car seat – see photo here for  a refresher – comparing her to Britney and calling out the injustice and pointing out the double standard…you will note that in the photo in question, the car door is still open. Katie appears to have just gotten in or about to get out and while you know I’m all over any opportunity to sh-t on Campaign Cruise, I wonder if it might be unwarranted on this occasion simply because I haven’t seen the next photo. The next photo could very well have shown her strapping Little Sci into safety. Or the previous photo could very well have shown her unstrapping Little Sci from safety as they exited the vehicle.

Point is, she wasn’t sitting in the driver’s seat with the child on her lap actually driving like that chicken fried twat!!! But by all means, if and when it’s determined that she was and does, by all means, let’s giv’er on her robo-ass. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu.

Tuesday, am online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Campaign Cruise: the new Camelot?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2007 03:20:40 August 13, 2007 03:20:40

Dr Cher, a long time reader, suggested the theory: Katie’s new style, Tom’s relentless hetero virility message, and Little Sci captivating everyone with her cuteness… is the GMD attempting his own version of Camelot? As summer draws to a close, campaign season is just around the corner. Full Story

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She Must Return

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2007 07:20:22 August 10, 2007 07:20:22

After 3 short days in the States, Katie Holmes was photographed at LAX yesterday heading back to Berlin to rejoin the GMD and Little Sci. Sigh. I covet that coat. And she doesn’t look half bad in wide legs either. Oh and look down… look at those alligator heels. Normally I would be jealous but I just bought a pair yesterday, only mine are Cynthia Vincent brown booties for Fall – see attached, my new babies. Full Story

Cruise on Mini-Break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2007 12:00:00 August 6, 2007 12:00:00

What is it with St Tropez this year? The GMD and Katie arrived in the South of France and reportedly sparked a near-riot, as paparazzi surrounded the VIP Club after word spread they were inside - Katie dancing, Tom trying to. Check out this exclusive photo of Katie upclose - no makeup, not a trace. And you know what? I"m all over it. Full Story

S.O.S.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

Katie Holmes needs to be rescued in more ways than one… What the HELL is she wearing??? And you know this is a girl who shops. She LOVES to shop. Shopping is her only approved extra curricular activity. As such, Katie shops a LOT. And this is what Katie is buying: matron pants and medium heels… clearly a MiniVan Majority fashion statement. Full Story

Little Sci Loves Dogs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

Check out Little Sci in Berlin with Katie, all excited after running into a pup – SO cute! By all accounts, after a reported rough beginning in Germany, Katie and Little Sci have apparently charmed the Germans. I hear her bodyguards are polite, unobtrusive, and she is friendly and well mannered, never any indication of diva behaviour or outrageous demands. Full Story

Disappointing Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2007 12:00:00 July 31, 2007 12:00:00

The GMD and Katie out for dinner in Berlin last night. But despite countless hours of instruction from her BFF Victoria Beckham, Katie failed miserably in Posh impersonation by actually stepping out without makeup. I like that about her. She looks tired and pale, but better that than orange and caked to cover up the spots, non? Just sayin’… Interestingly enough, when she’s allowed to roam free on her own around town, while Tom is shooting Valkyrie, Katie actually looks much, much better. Full Story

The Opposite of Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

The Cruises trying to dirty dance…ew. Apparently he pulled out some of the old classics from Risky Business, stopping just short, thank Goddess, of showing off his tighty whiteys. Here’s the GMD trying to pretend he’s ridin’ up on David Beckham as opposed to his wife. And Katie gamely playing along, showing off some lovely, lovely arm tone. Full Story