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Uncomfortable & Afraid?

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In between takes on the set of her new movie in Louisiana. And while I always say you can’t determine much from just one photo, since it’s Katie Holmes and since we’re goin’ with the whole prisoner angle, I’d say she looks kinda uncomfortable in the arms of another man, non? Even though it’s just a co-star, even though it’s just a movie, there is the weight of several scientological eyeballs supervising the scene – her “minders” likely hovering close by, making sure “acting” is just “acting… Chills, chills, chills. Full Story

Naomi: British for Narcissa?

April 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’re not a Harry Potter geek, I’m sorry for the references. Less than 3 months away from the premiere of Harry Potter 5 and the release of the final book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…can’t f*cking wait. And now UK gossip are buzzing about casting possibilities for the upcoming film version of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince – none other than Naomi Watts to step into the role of Narcissa Malfoy nee Black? Narcissa is Lucius Malfoy’s wife, Draco’s mother, Bellatrix Lestrange’s sister, both cousins of Sirius Black – needless to say, “Cissy” is a raging bitch with a key scene at the beginning of The Half Blood Prince and rumour has it, Naomi is being considered to play the part…which explains a lot. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

The GMD & Katie: Karmaface & RoboBride

April 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story

RoboBride in Louisiana

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! The GMD has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob job the Church has her handcuffed to the BFF shadow. Full Story

Monday, April 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

LOVED workin’ the Junos. Even though it felt like 20 below on the carpet, something about a music event – a rock event – kinda elevated the experience to a whole new level. Hundreds and hundreds of young fans lined up in the freezing cold, screamed their faces off spontaneously, still enthusiastic after waiting for several hours…it’s really rather endearing. Made me remember Duran Duran way back.

A few more Juno observations below.

Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, refresh often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,

PS. My regards to the Holmes Girls – thank you, love you, owe you.
PPS. Haven’t slept, short sentences and typos - please forgive?
PPPS. Hope grows and grows! Britney at the Laker Game on Friday actually looking pretty – can you believe it? See below. And the thing about those wigs – it’s the pony that makes it look cheap. Hanging down and loose it’s actually not bad…non?

The Daily Routine: RoboBride Goes Shopping

March 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So what else is new? Katie Holmes is livin’ the dream, man. No brain required, just a healthy uterus and the willpower to slim down immediately after birth….and the reward? All shopping, all the time, and a discreet affair with the gardener while the GMD is schtupping the pool boy. Sigh. Am jealous. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort Vindicated

March 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you don’t read Harry Potter (why the hell not???) you probably won’t get the reference but as far as things go in Hollywood, you can’t deny the tenacity and sheer…… UN-killableness of Tom Cruise. Just a few short months ago in the summer, after being dumped by Paramount and embarrassingly admonished in the Wall Street Journal by Viacom Chairman Sumner Redstone, the GMD was flat out on the mat at 7 ½ - what (spoiler!) Meredith was before being ridiculously resuscitated by her mother and the pressure of Christina’s hands on her feet. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Presenting Katie Holmes

February 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK the photo alone is ridiculous enough but watching it is even funnier. Somewhere out there I hope Vanity Fair releases for public consumption their own video feed from the event – f*cking hilarious. In the meantime, I’ll try to explain it as best I can. As you can see – he’s “presenting” her. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: Oscar ready!

February 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz. Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out for dinner at Mr Chows. Full Story

The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

February 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story