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Little Sci in Louisiana!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

More objectivity… So Katie Holmes is shooting Mad Money Louisiana. The GMD and Little Sci are with her, they spend time bonding when Katie is on set. Production took over a local museum the other day, Tom and Little Sci were exploring through some of the exhibits on their own and at one point, Little Sci noticed a friendly lady and before Tom could catch her, she shuffled off to make a new friend. Full Story

A New Fortress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

New home for the GMD and his RoboBride. The cost? Only $35 million. Katie’s new prison home is in Beverly Hills, seven bedrooms, nine bath, 1.3 acres, with – of course – a tennis court and a pool. Turns out the Cruise compound up to this point has only been a rental. So now with a more permanent residence with his permanent wife, Tom is said to be anxious to give Little Sci a little sibling. Full Story

Defending Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to GMD, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, most vocal of the lot has been Jada Pinkett Smith who, of course, has given an exclusive interview to – who else? - People Magazine, extensively extolling “Kate’s” virtues, repeating the KatE distinction over and over again, and emphasising what she calls Katie’s QUIET POWER, Katie’s QUITE THUNDER. Full Story

Posh… recycles???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off her home and showing UP her BFF Katie Holmes. Full Story

Uncomfortable & Afraid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

In between takes on the set of her new movie in Louisiana. And while I always say you can’t determine much from just one photo, since it’s Katie Holmes and since we’re goin’ with the whole prisoner angle, I’d say she looks kinda uncomfortable in the arms of another man, non? Even though it’s just a co-star, even though it’s just a movie, there is the weight of several scientological eyeballs supervising the scene – her “minders” likely hovering close by, making sure “acting” is just “acting… Chills, chills, chills. Full Story

Naomi: British for Narcissa?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

If you’re not a Harry Potter geek, I’m sorry for the references. Less than 3 months away from the premiere of Harry Potter 5 and the release of the final book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…can’t f*cking wait. And now UK gossip are buzzing about casting possibilities for the upcoming film version of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince – none other than Naomi Watts to step into the role of Narcissa Malfoy nee Black? Narcissa is Lucius Malfoy’s wife, Draco’s mother, Bellatrix Lestrange’s sister, both cousins of Sirius Black – needless to say, “Cissy” is a raging bitch with a key scene at the beginning of The Half Blood Prince and rumour has it, Naomi is being considered to play the part…which explains a lot. Full Story

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Note to Hollywood: do NOT get on Janice Min’s bad side. And do not get on her bad side by feeding People instead of Us Weekly. Because she will hunt you down and throw fire up your ass. Ask Angelina Jolie, and especially ask Tom Cruise.

Another extremely unflattering cover – the 2nd in a matter of weeks. This one more damaging than the last and a direct attack on the Church, once again calling Katie Holmes a prisoner underneath the Gay Midget Dwarf. Chills, chills, chills…but, like, the best smut ever! More on that below.

It is Wednesday, best day in gossip. Check back often for new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Why did it take THIS long for America to toss that golddigging hag out on her leg? Seriously???

The GMD & Katie: Karmaface & RoboBride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

In NYC last night supporting a Church-driven detox program to help victims of 9/11. And while the GMD looked fresh and botoxed a few days ago, clearly the injections have less potency on his face than they do on his ex-wife’s…because girlfriend looks absolutely horrid. Like clammy and oily and tryin’ to be all manly man with his open-necked shirt, self consciously touching his expanding gut, in sharp contrast to his wife - lovely but devoid of any trace of sex appeal. Full Story

RoboBride in Louisiana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Heads up Shreveport…Katie Holmes is in town. So save her! Save her while you can! Because right now, she’s alone! The GMD has yet to join her, he will be doing so in a matter of days – which means she’s alone…but not really. Bet your boob job the Church has her handcuffed to the BFF shadow. Full Story

Monday, April 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

LOVED workin’ the Junos. Even though it felt like 20 below on the carpet, something about a music event – a rock event – kinda elevated the experience to a whole new level. Hundreds and hundreds of young fans lined up in the freezing cold, screamed their faces off spontaneously, still enthusiastic after waiting for several hours…it’s really rather endearing. Made me remember Duran Duran way back.

A few more Juno observations below.

Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, refresh often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My regards to the Holmes Girls – thank you, love you, owe you.
PPS. Haven’t slept, short sentences and typos - please forgive?
PPPS. Hope grows and grows! Britney at the Laker Game on Friday actually looking pretty – can you believe it? See below. And the thing about those wigs – it’s the pony that makes it look cheap. Hanging down and loose it’s actually not bad…non?
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The Daily Routine: RoboBride Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

So what else is new? Katie Holmes is livin’ the dream, man. No brain required, just a healthy uterus and the willpower to slim down immediately after birth….and the reward? All shopping, all the time, and a discreet affair with the gardener while the GMD is schtupping the pool boy. Sigh. Am jealous. Full Story