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The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

February 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story

Katie Holmes: calling creativity

February 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by the GMD, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to come later but still…even with a low resolution shot, Katie is breathtaking. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: Employee #1

January 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source via Source Katie back at work. But consider the details of her first post-GMD, post-Little Sci role: - an all female leading cast with no leading males expected - a female director - costarring Queen Latifah - produced by MGM which OF COURSE is partnering with Cruise/Wagner to relaunch United Artists Coincidence or conspiracy? Full Story

Old Lady Katie: Day 3 in Paris

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arriving at the Georgio Armani show last night and let me remind you: this girl is only 28. But for some reason, Katie Holmes can’t help raiding Nancy Reagan’s closet… WTF??? Interesting what she has on underneath though – looks to be a pair of Spanx, made famous by my Gwynnie (who else???) after Apple was born when she revealed that her quick post-pregnancy slimdown had less to do with losing weight than with slapping on 2 Spanx at the same time for extra tummy control and a superlifted ass. Full Story

Katie Holmes: Beautiful, Boring, and Braindead

January 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not saying I don’t love the ensemble – it’s a very nice ensemble. At Paris Fashion Week with Posh, orgeous coat, lovely bag, trousers are fantastic, hair is …ok…but maybe not all together? Because all together she looks about 40. And there’s nothing wrong with 40 but there is something definitely wrong with 27 going on 40 because who at 27 wants to look almost 15 years older? And you can Oprah yourself to death on this one, lecturing about embracing age and forgoing the idolatry of youth but no woman, in her heart of hearts, would voluntarily slap on a decade unless she was being controlled by a Gay Midget Dwarf and his sinister team of scientologists eager to erase the public memory of an age gap. Full Story

The Spirit of Katie at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must hate the connection but I can’t help it…and truth be told, neither can you. Chris Klein – still a working actor despite some questionable acting skills – at Sundance with his girl Ginnifer Goodwin. They look great together in real life, they really do. And he is actually more handsome in person than he is in photos. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend

January 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, very little makeup, hair unstyled – actually really cute. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Un-Fixable Tranny

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazingly enough, not all celebrities are born perfect like my Gwyneth. Some have assy hair, some have assy skin, some have assy asses, some like Katie Holmes have assy legs and some have assy legs and look like trannies, no matter how much they try to divert the attention away from the herm with their overly plumped c*cksucking lips. Full Story

Pene Untouched

December 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.   Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. Full Story

The Invaluable Katie Holmes

December 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday was her birthday. And where was Katie? Well, Katie took Connor and Isabella on a goodwill trip, heading over to East LA to drop off gifts and a Christmas tree to a needy family as part of an initiative organized by a “local charity” (the charity was unnamed at People Online.) Is your smut tingling? But let’s go easy on the cynicism, shall we? It’s been a long year, time to replenish my bitch for January and awards season, so I’ll naively assume there was no proselytising on this occasion - philanthropy straight up, no strings attached, yet another reason why Katie has become the crown the jewel in the Cruise Empire. Full Story