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Tom Cruise: Presenting Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2007 12:00:00 February 27, 2007 12:00:00

OK the photo alone is ridiculous enough but watching it is even funnier. Somewhere out there I hope Vanity Fair releases for public consumption their own video feed from the event – f*cking hilarious. In the meantime, I’ll try to explain it as best I can. As you can see – he’s “presenting” her. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: Oscar ready!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2007 12:00:00 February 25, 2007 12:00:00

Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz. Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out for dinner at Mr Chows. Full Story

The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story

Katie Holmes: calling creativity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by the GMD, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to come later but still…even with a low resolution shot, Katie is breathtaking. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: Employee #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

Source via Source Katie back at work. But consider the details of her first post-GMD, post-Little Sci role: - an all female leading cast with no leading males expected - a female director - costarring Queen Latifah - produced by MGM which OF COURSE is partnering with Cruise/Wagner to relaunch United Artists Coincidence or conspiracy? Full Story

Old Lady Katie: Day 3 in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

Arriving at the Georgio Armani show last night and let me remind you: this girl is only 28. But for some reason, Katie Holmes can’t help raiding Nancy Reagan’s closet… WTF??? Interesting what she has on underneath though – looks to be a pair of Spanx, made famous by my Gwynnie (who else???) after Apple was born when she revealed that her quick post-pregnancy slimdown had less to do with losing weight than with slapping on 2 Spanx at the same time for extra tummy control and a superlifted ass. Full Story

Katie Holmes: Beautiful, Boring, and Braindead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

I’m not saying I don’t love the ensemble – it’s a very nice ensemble. At Paris Fashion Week with Posh, orgeous coat, lovely bag, trousers are fantastic, hair is …ok…but maybe not all together? Because all together she looks about 40. And there’s nothing wrong with 40 but there is something definitely wrong with 27 going on 40 because who at 27 wants to look almost 15 years older? And you can Oprah yourself to death on this one, lecturing about embracing age and forgoing the idolatry of youth but no woman, in her heart of hearts, would voluntarily slap on a decade unless she was being controlled by a Gay Midget Dwarf and his sinister team of scientologists eager to erase the public memory of an age gap. Full Story

The Spirit of Katie at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

He must hate the connection but I can’t help it…and truth be told, neither can you. Chris Klein – still a working actor despite some questionable acting skills – at Sundance with his girl Ginnifer Goodwin. They look great together in real life, they really do. And he is actually more handsome in person than he is in photos. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, very little makeup, hair unstyled – actually really cute. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Un-Fixable Tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Amazingly enough, not all celebrities are born perfect like my Gwyneth. Some have assy hair, some have assy skin, some have assy asses, some like Katie Holmes have assy legs and some have assy legs and look like trannies, no matter how much they try to divert the attention away from the herm with their overly plumped c*cksucking lips. Full Story