Katie Holmes Gossip

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Jessica Simpson: Un-Fixable Tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Amazingly enough, not all celebrities are born perfect like my Gwyneth. Some have assy hair, some have assy skin, some have assy asses, some like Katie Holmes have assy legs and some have assy legs and look like trannies, no matter how much they try to divert the attention away from the herm with their overly plumped c*cksucking lips. Full Story

Pene Untouched

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2006 12:00:00 December 21, 2006 12:00:00

BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.   Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. Full Story

The Invaluable Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2006 12:00:00 December 19, 2006 12:00:00

Yesterday was her birthday. And where was Katie? Well, Katie took Connor and Isabella on a goodwill trip, heading over to East LA to drop off gifts and a Christmas tree to a needy family as part of an initiative organized by a “local charity” (the charity was unnamed at People Online.) Is your smut tingling? But let’s go easy on the cynicism, shall we? It’s been a long year, time to replenish my bitch for January and awards season, so I’ll naively assume there was no proselytising on this occasion - philanthropy straight up, no strings attached, yet another reason why Katie has become the crown the jewel in the Cruise Empire. Full Story

Josh on Katie after 18 months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2006 12:00:00 December 18, 2006 12:00:00

Is it weird that Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes share a birthday? He’s 43, she’s 28 today, both with a new babies to go along with her new lives but in Katie’s case, only after having purged everything about her old one: her religion, her entire identity, and quite possibly all of her friends…including Joshua Jackson. Full Story

Katie Mothers Isabella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman insists time and again that her children live with her in Nashville. But although we’ve been treated to photos of her and Keith at the gym, at the coffee shop, at Target of all places, and even those conveniently timed, conveniently placed idyllic images of them at Betty Ford, we’ve yet to see pictures of her with her children at her new “hometown”. Full Story

The Throne of the Church & More Wedding Madness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2006 12:00:00 November 28, 2006 12:00:00

No news here – the entire wedding displayed in pictures…and there are STILL amateurs who think this is about LOVE??? Have a look, more free shots of Xenu’s Italian feast, complete with requisite scary as f&ck photo of the GMD, Connor, and David Miscavige, the Sci Ruler himself, posing for their manly man portraits. Full Story

TomKat Wedding: no invite required

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Why be a guest when they have blessed us by releasing a photo from every moment of the scientological occasion??? Family photos – Little Sci is going to kill me with cuteness, I swear – and Isabella and Connor and Armani too and Katie gettin’ down during the reception and the two lovebirds watching fireworks and eating cake… I mean really…so you’re telling me this WASN’T a publicity stunt? Because at this rate, I know more about THEIR wedding than I do about my own!!! Still, said it before and I’ll say it again: Katie Holmes is beyond beguiling – even when she’s drowning her sorrows in drink and hanging from a tie. Full Story

The GMD: Love & Business?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

500 guests – and there was no room for Oprah??? Oh it’s ON, y’all. It is SO ON. Jim Carrey has arrived, Brooke has arrived, Jerry Bruckheimer too, Jada came with JLo, Will is supposedly trying to get there, still working on whether or not Spielberg will bury the hatchet… in other words, not only a star studded event but a power event too. Full Story

JLo & the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of the pappies and the Church of Many Secrets and, certainly, Leah’s own profile…I mean The King of Queens is one thing, a member of the Lopez entourage is another altogether. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

Not exactly something I want to gloat about but still…many people wrote him off prematurely after the Paramount dismissal. Unfortunately for us, just 2 months later, he’s not only on life support but his sequin-encrusted heart is beating loud and proud – thanks in no small measure to Katie Holmes who has truly shown her worth as the back pocket trump card that earned her the contract in the first place. Full Story

Brooke & Posh: the Battle over Katie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

So Oprah gets the shaft but Brooke Shields – repeat Scientology violator, she who dared to treat postpartum depression with drugs instead of with vitamins and exercise…Brooke gets invited?   Something smells sinister, don’t you think? How ‘bout this for a master plan? Brooke is an advocate for psychiatric assistance in treating mental health issues, the Hubbardites realise that Tom’s attack was poorly strategised, they engineer the apology on Jay Leno, then they send in their Top Gun – Katie Holmes - to further cement the reconciliation. Full Story