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TomKat Wedding: no invite required

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why be a guest when they have blessed us by releasing a photo from every moment of the scientological occasion??? Family photos – Little Sci is going to kill me with cuteness, I swear – and Isabella and Connor and Armani too and Katie gettin’ down during the reception and the two lovebirds watching fireworks and eating cake… I mean really…so you’re telling me this WASN’T a publicity stunt? Because at this rate, I know more about THEIR wedding than I do about my own!!! Still, said it before and I’ll say it again: Katie Holmes is beyond beguiling – even when she’s drowning her sorrows in drink and hanging from a tie. Full Story

The GMD: Love & Business?

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

500 guests – and there was no room for Oprah??? Oh it’s ON, y’all. It is SO ON. Jim Carrey has arrived, Brooke has arrived, Jerry Bruckheimer too, Jada came with JLo, Will is supposedly trying to get there, still working on whether or not Spielberg will bury the hatchet… in other words, not only a star studded event but a power event too. Full Story

JLo & the GMD

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of the pappies and the Church of Many Secrets and, certainly, Leah’s own profile…I mean The King of Queens is one thing, a member of the Lopez entourage is another altogether. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not exactly something I want to gloat about but still…many people wrote him off prematurely after the Paramount dismissal. Unfortunately for us, just 2 months later, he’s not only on life support but his sequin-encrusted heart is beating loud and proud – thanks in no small measure to Katie Holmes who has truly shown her worth as the back pocket trump card that earned her the contract in the first place. Full Story

Brooke & Posh: the Battle over Katie?

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Oprah gets the shaft but Brooke Shields – repeat Scientology violator, she who dared to treat postpartum depression with drugs instead of with vitamins and exercise…Brooke gets invited?   Something smells sinister, don’t you think? How ‘bout this for a master plan? Brooke is an advocate for psychiatric assistance in treating mental health issues, the Hubbardites realise that Tom’s attack was poorly strategised, they engineer the apology on Jay Leno, then they send in their Top Gun – Katie Holmes - to further cement the reconciliation. Full Story

Glowing Beauty & the Gay Midget Geek

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes…is total gorgessity. Lobotomised and numb, perhaps...but totally gorgessity all the same. And then there’s the GMD – is it just me or is he getting dorkier by the day? Here they are at The Black Ball last night hosted by Alicia Keys. With just a week to go before the wedding, speculation is intensifying about whether or not they will fly from NYC directly to Italy rather than going home to LA first. Full Story

Friday, November 3, 2006
Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes – new postergirl for the MiniVan Majority. She’s quite the commodity, non? Friday…live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, visit archives under “THIS WEEK” for updates you may have missed from yesterday. And a quick reminder to all SUBSCRIBERS: since I’ve now moved permanently to a real time blog format, emails will go out only with Breaking News and riddle clues. New juicy dirty smut will be loaded in real time on the site – like the growing number of Phillippe conquests popping up all over Canada. Prolific philandering – it’s actually quite extraordinary. Much smut to follow, stay tuned… Yours in gossip, Lainey Gossip

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story

The Daily Improved: Lucy Liu

October 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MUCH better. Especially compared to the other day - remember that flip??? Check out Lucy at the Tod"s show yesterday - a return to fabulous, a gorgeous glow, and I think the same coat Katie Holmes wore at the soccer match the other day?  Full Story