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JLo & the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of the pappies and the Church of Many Secrets and, certainly, Leah’s own profile…I mean The King of Queens is one thing, a member of the Lopez entourage is another altogether. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Hollywood Voldemort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

Not exactly something I want to gloat about but still…many people wrote him off prematurely after the Paramount dismissal. Unfortunately for us, just 2 months later, he’s not only on life support but his sequin-encrusted heart is beating loud and proud – thanks in no small measure to Katie Holmes who has truly shown her worth as the back pocket trump card that earned her the contract in the first place. Full Story

Brooke & Posh: the Battle over Katie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

So Oprah gets the shaft but Brooke Shields – repeat Scientology violator, she who dared to treat postpartum depression with drugs instead of with vitamins and exercise…Brooke gets invited?   Something smells sinister, don’t you think? How ‘bout this for a master plan? Brooke is an advocate for psychiatric assistance in treating mental health issues, the Hubbardites realise that Tom’s attack was poorly strategised, they engineer the apology on Jay Leno, then they send in their Top Gun – Katie Holmes - to further cement the reconciliation. Full Story

Glowing Beauty & the Gay Midget Geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2006 12:00:00 November 10, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes…is total gorgessity. Lobotomised and numb, perhaps...but totally gorgessity all the same. And then there’s the GMD – is it just me or is he getting dorkier by the day? Here they are at The Black Ball last night hosted by Alicia Keys. With just a week to go before the wedding, speculation is intensifying about whether or not they will fly from NYC directly to Italy rather than going home to LA first. Full Story

Friday, November 3, 2006 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes – new postergirl for the MiniVan Majority. She’s quite the commodity, non? Friday…live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, visit archives under “THIS WEEK” for updates you may have missed from yesterday. And a quick reminder to all SUBSCRIBERS: since I’ve now moved permanently to a real time blog format, emails will go out only with Breaking News and riddle clues. New juicy dirty smut will be loaded in real time on the site – like the growing number of Phillippe conquests popping up all over Canada. Prolific philandering – it’s actually quite extraordinary. Much smut to follow, stay tuned… Yours in gossip, Lainey Gossip

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story

The Daily Improved: Lucy Liu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

MUCH better. Especially compared to the other day - remember that flip??? Check out Lucy at the Tod"s show yesterday - a return to fabulous, a gorgeous glow, and I think the same coat Katie Holmes wore at the soccer match the other day?  Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

On her way to a studio in Hollywood yesterday, some think this means she"ll be working again, others speculate it could be a pre-wedding photo shoot, but regardless of the reason, Katie is melting down the baby pounds - wow. Several angles attached for your viewing pleasure, note the flat stomach, the thighs that continue to shrink, the bum regaining its perk, and the gorgeous black oversized bag - 27 going on 40, 5 ft 10 inches of scientological transformation and the new spokesperson for the GMD fraud. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story