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Katie Holmes: retail numbing

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Cruise Legal Team: You know my usual song and dance by now, don’t you? Still…just because I know y’all love to protect your client’s well preserved and perky ass… please note that what’s below is simply silly and brainless unfounded chatter. I mean, who in their right mind would question TomTom’s penile leanings? Isn’t it plainly obvious that it’s the women and certainly not the men who turn his crank and bring out those freaky teeth? Because it is to me!!! So bear with me while I go through the rumours, ok? This is what non-audited non-Scientologists do to spend their alien-infected lives. Full Story

Steven succumbs to Scientology?

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the last few months, Page Six has chronicled an alleged feud between the GMD and super director Steven Spielberg that supposedly began when Tom disappointed Steven by focusing much of his efforts during War of the Worlds press time to Church teachings and psychiatry-bashing. Full Story

Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Dear gossips, If CNN and NBC and every major American news outlet has joined us in the search for Little Sci - does that mean the GMD has accomplished his mission? Can you say building to a frenzy? Can you say dollar signs all around? In today"s issue: Janice Min sights Katie Holmes, more Little Sci speculation, an exclusive little tip about Lindsay and McBongo, the Beckham clones, the karma face, the Moses, and the new Texas p&ssy patrol. PS. Like the new banner?

More Little Sci speculation

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you missed it, please click here for yesterday"s offering on the whereabouts of Suri Cruise. It is the celebrity mystery of the moment and definitely something to ponder as you head into your weekend. So as mentioned before, it appears there is yet another angle we haven’t explored, courtesy of Shelley in Toronto. Full Story

The Kidmans in Nashville: pro-love week continues!

July 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride. Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn"t it" bump. In her workoutwear there certainly doesn"t appear to be anything of note but in her fleshcoloured (and poorly chosen) dress, there does seem to be a waist-free fetus zone. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: bronzed & happy & maybe vulnerable

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was honoured last week for I don’t remember what and her vampire took out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her and loving her out in the open, something about being thrilled to wake up to her every morning. Sweet, yes. But also frightening. Much as I’ve softened toward him of late, I really don’t need to visualise his sunken cheekbones and his scrawny little body mounting her every night, you know what I mean? Anyway, here they are at the event looking blissful and content. Full Story

Beautiful Ginger

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Geri Halliwell is very pregnant and she is very lovely. At her baby shower the other day, looking ravishing - the best I"ve ever seen her. The father is some dude named Sachi Gervasi, a former Bush band member turned screenwriter and they broke up early on in the pregnancy only to reconcile around the holidays and I can"t be bothered to find out if they"re still together because, really, when it comes down to it, do you really give a sh*t who the father is and whether or not they"re getting married??? Didn"t think so. Full Story

Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic

May 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little flash of her breast feeder bra, flats in check - as always - to keep up (or down) with her diminutive fiance. Full Story

Tom"s Parade Interview

April 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the heels of today"s Page 6 revelation that Cruise"s fellow crazies were responsible for rigging a recent Parade poll on his popularity, or lack thereof, I thought I"d share with you some insider gossip originating from the magazine community in NYC. Full Story

Tom’s daddy issues

April 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In a new interview with Parade magazine, Tom Cruise gives us some insight into why he ran running to the aliens. Turns out he had a sh*tty father: "He was a bully and a coward. He was the person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you. It was a great lesson in my life -- how he"d lull you in, make you feel safe and then, bang! For me it was like, "There"s something wrong with this guy. Full Story

Katie Holmes: babywatch continues

March 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m about to gloat again so look out. This photo of Katie Holmes was taken yesterday in Los Angeles and I think it"s pretty clear that she"s still pregnant. And no, I don"t think she"s overdue either. Katie"s baby shower, held at the Scientology Celebrity Centre, had just taken place that afternoon. Full Story