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The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On her way to a studio in Hollywood yesterday, some think this means she"ll be working again, others speculate it could be a pre-wedding photo shoot, but regardless of the reason, Katie is melting down the baby pounds - wow. Several angles attached for your viewing pleasure, note the flat stomach, the thighs that continue to shrink, the bum regaining its perk, and the gorgeous black oversized bag - 27 going on 40, 5 ft 10 inches of scientological transformation and the new spokesperson for the GMD fraud. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story

Wednesday, October 4, 2006
UPDATE: Real time blogging today! Check back often after the opening paragraph! Dear gossips, Nothing profound in saying that the greatest writers are relevant for all time. Nothing surpising then to find this in Thomas Hardy - is Kevin Federline the new Jack Durbyfield? Today"s column: George Clooney - new cover, same type; Nicole"s family relations; pro-love for Jude & Sienna; the rapidly aging Lilo; the Bazaar Posh; the Gwyneth glows; the Owen appeal; and Jessica Simpson frauds again. PS. I hate to disappoint you but Katie Holmes is stunning…even more so when she moves. And judging by this meeting, it looks like we"re close.

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

September 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photos from http://www.x17online.com/ Judging by the flatness of her belly, at rapid speed, a wedding must be imminent. Judging by the deadness in her eyes, she’s clearly still in love with him. Can"t you just picture him screaming *encouragements* at her on the treadmill? Full Story

Best Scientologist: Leah Remini

August 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The liquid diet, the alien hypnosis, the church teachings…whatever it was, it certainly worked because Leah dropped a ton of weight… and fast. Check the trademark dead eyes though. Look familiar? Katie Holmes, anyone home? And … umm…what’s with the ankle lock? A motion monitor is one thing but seriously, you’d think she could hook one up in a bigger size, non? That sh*t is like cutting off her circulation. Full Story

A Compliment for Katie

August 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let"s leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she is also a mannered beauty - and as you can see from the Alba example, mannered beauties seem hard to come by these days. Full Story

Little Sci: the sighting

August 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Conspiracy theorists, myself included - we all lost our sh*t late last week when X17managed to score themselves a few aerial shots of Katie by the window with a baby presumably nestled behind her. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu…is this Little Sci? If you really look closely, you can make out a diaper, a body, and a very, very large head which, naturally, has done nothing to assuage the fake infant claims, now that everyone is hollering that it"s probably just a plastic doll. Full Story

Nicole Kidman is the new Katie Holmes

July 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman? Let"s examine the evidence. First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"s Full Story

Katie Holmes: retail numbing

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Cruise Legal Team: You know my usual song and dance by now, don’t you? Still…just because I know y’all love to protect your client’s well preserved and perky ass… please note that what’s below is simply silly and brainless unfounded chatter. I mean, who in their right mind would question TomTom’s penile leanings? Isn’t it plainly obvious that it’s the women and certainly not the men who turn his crank and bring out those freaky teeth? Because it is to me!!! So bear with me while I go through the rumours, ok? This is what non-audited non-Scientologists do to spend their alien-infected lives. Full Story

Steven succumbs to Scientology?

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the last few months, Page Six has chronicled an alleged feud between the GMD and super director Steven Spielberg that supposedly began when Tom disappointed Steven by focusing much of his efforts during War of the Worlds press time to Church teachings and psychiatry-bashing. Full Story

Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Dear gossips, If CNN and NBC and every major American news outlet has joined us in the search for Little Sci - does that mean the GMD has accomplished his mission? Can you say building to a frenzy? Can you say dollar signs all around? In today"s issue: Janice Min sights Katie Holmes, more Little Sci speculation, an exclusive little tip about Lindsay and McBongo, the Beckham clones, the karma face, the Moses, and the new Texas p&ssy patrol. PS. Like the new banner?