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Friday, November 3, 2006 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes – new postergirl for the MiniVan Majority. She’s quite the commodity, non? Friday…live blogging, check back often for fresh posts, visit archives under “THIS WEEK” for updates you may have missed from yesterday. And a quick reminder to all SUBSCRIBERS: since I’ve now moved permanently to a real time blog format, emails will go out only with Breaking News and riddle clues. New juicy dirty smut will be loaded in real time on the site – like the growing number of Phillippe conquests popping up all over Canada. Prolific philandering – it’s actually quite extraordinary. Much smut to follow, stay tuned… Yours in gossip, Lainey Gossip

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

Katie sells, the GMD suppresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise kills Katie’s fetching illusion, and according to The Scoop, Scientological marriage rituals will kill Katie’s self esteem. Full Story

Katie Holmes: on duty again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

See what I mean? More Katie, less Tom. As I"ve been telling you, Katie has been sent out too woo us. She is wooing us through shopping, the all American activity with the all American smile of sweetness. It"s a subtle message but an effective one. Through Tom, Katie has found true happiness. A life of leisure but also a life meaning: Shopping, Suri, Scientology, soccer - how much more extraordinarily ordinary does it get? Here she is buying baubles yesterday, I"m told *exclusively* from sources that they are thank you gifts for wedding attendants, also known in this case as cult members. Full Story

The Daily Improved: Lucy Liu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

MUCH better. Especially compared to the other day - remember that flip??? Check out Lucy at the Tod"s show yesterday - a return to fabulous, a gorgeous glow, and I think the same coat Katie Holmes wore at the soccer match the other day?  Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

On her way to a studio in Hollywood yesterday, some think this means she"ll be working again, others speculate it could be a pre-wedding photo shoot, but regardless of the reason, Katie is melting down the baby pounds - wow. Several angles attached for your viewing pleasure, note the flat stomach, the thighs that continue to shrink, the bum regaining its perk, and the gorgeous black oversized bag - 27 going on 40, 5 ft 10 inches of scientological transformation and the new spokesperson for the GMD fraud. Full Story

Jen on Oprah v 2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story

Wednesday, October 4, 2006 UPDATE: Real time blogging today! Check back often after the opening paragraph! Dear gossips, Nothing profound in saying that the greatest writers are relevant for all time. Nothing surpising then to find this in Thomas Hardy - is Kevin Federline the new Jack Durbyfield? Today"s column: George Clooney - new cover, same type; Nicole"s family relations; pro-love for Jude & Sienna; the rapidly aging Lilo; the Bazaar Posh; the Gwyneth glows; the Owen appeal; and Jessica Simpson frauds again. PS. I hate to disappoint you but Katie Holmes is stunning…even more so when she moves. And judging by this meeting, it looks like we"re close.

The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from http://www.x17online.com/ Judging by the flatness of her belly, at rapid speed, a wedding must be imminent. Judging by the deadness in her eyes, she’s clearly still in love with him. Can"t you just picture him screaming *encouragements* at her on the treadmill? Full Story

Best Scientologist: Leah Remini

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

The liquid diet, the alien hypnosis, the church teachings…whatever it was, it certainly worked because Leah dropped a ton of weight… and fast. Check the trademark dead eyes though. Look familiar? Katie Holmes, anyone home? And … umm…what’s with the ankle lock? A motion monitor is one thing but seriously, you’d think she could hook one up in a bigger size, non? That sh*t is like cutting off her circulation. Full Story

A Compliment for Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let"s leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she is also a mannered beauty - and as you can see from the Alba example, mannered beauties seem hard to come by these days. Full Story