Katie Holmes Gossip
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On her way to a studio in Hollywood yesterday, some think this means she"ll be working again, others speculate it could be a pre-wedding photo shoot, but regardless of the reason, Katie is melting down the baby pounds - wow. Several angles attached for your viewing pleasure, note the flat stomach, the thighs that continue to shrink, the bum regaining its perk, and the gorgeous black oversized bag - 27 going on 40, 5 ft 10 inches of scientological transformation and the new spokesperson for the GMD fraud. Full Story
Sixty minutes of contrived emotion - not just when Jennifer Aniston comes to visit but Oprah"s show in general. It"s textbook, non? Here"s when you"re supposed to get choked up with emotion, here"s when you"re supposed to pump your fist in the air and feel *empowered* because you are a strong woman, roar roar roar, and when you love yourself enough, you can make great. Full Story
The liquid diet, the alien hypnosis, the church teachings…whatever it was, it certainly worked because Leah dropped a ton of weight… and fast. Check the trademark dead eyes though. Look familiar? Katie Holmes, anyone home? And … umm…what’s with the ankle lock? A motion monitor is one thing but seriously, you’d think she could hook one up in a bigger size, non? That sh*t is like cutting off her circulation. Full Story
I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let"s leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she is also a mannered beauty - and as you can see from the Alba example, mannered beauties seem hard to come by these days. Full Story
Conspiracy theorists, myself included - we all lost our sh*t late last week when X17managed to score themselves a few aerial shots of Katie by the window with a baby presumably nestled behind her. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu…is this Little Sci? If you really look closely, you can make out a diaper, a body, and a very, very large head which, naturally, has done nothing to assuage the fake infant claims, now that everyone is hollering that it"s probably just a plastic doll. Full Story
Dear Cruise Legal Team: You know my usual song and dance by now, don’t you? Still…just because I know y’all love to protect your client’s well preserved and perky ass… please note that what’s below is simply silly and brainless unfounded chatter. I mean, who in their right mind would question TomTom’s penile leanings? Isn’t it plainly obvious that it’s the women and certainly not the men who turn his crank and bring out those freaky teeth? Because it is to me!!! So bear with me while I go through the rumours, ok? This is what non-audited non-Scientologists do to spend their alien-infected lives. Full Story