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A Compliment for Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let"s leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she is also a mannered beauty - and as you can see from the Alba example, mannered beauties seem hard to come by these days. Full Story

Little Sci: the sighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2006 12:00:00 August 14, 2006 12:00:00

Conspiracy theorists, myself included - we all lost our sh*t late last week when X17managed to score themselves a few aerial shots of Katie by the window with a baby presumably nestled behind her. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu…is this Little Sci? If you really look closely, you can make out a diaper, a body, and a very, very large head which, naturally, has done nothing to assuage the fake infant claims, now that everyone is hollering that it"s probably just a plastic doll. Full Story

Nicole Kidman is the new Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman? Let"s examine the evidence. First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"s Full Story

Katie Holmes: retail numbing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

Dear Cruise Legal Team: You know my usual song and dance by now, don’t you? Still…just because I know y’all love to protect your client’s well preserved and perky ass… please note that what’s below is simply silly and brainless unfounded chatter. I mean, who in their right mind would question TomTom’s penile leanings? Isn’t it plainly obvious that it’s the women and certainly not the men who turn his crank and bring out those freaky teeth? Because it is to me!!! So bear with me while I go through the rumours, ok? This is what non-audited non-Scientologists do to spend their alien-infected lives. Full Story

Steven succumbs to Scientology?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Over the last few months, Page Six has chronicled an alleged feud between the GMD and super director Steven Spielberg that supposedly began when Tom disappointed Steven by focusing much of his efforts during War of the Worlds press time to Church teachings and psychiatry-bashing. Full Story

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 Dear gossips, If CNN and NBC and every major American news outlet has joined us in the search for Little Sci - does that mean the GMD has accomplished his mission? Can you say building to a frenzy? Can you say dollar signs all around? In today"s issue: Janice Min sights Katie Holmes, more Little Sci speculation, an exclusive little tip about Lindsay and McBongo, the Beckham clones, the karma face, the Moses, and the new Texas p&ssy patrol. PS. Like the new banner?

More Little Sci speculation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

In case you missed it, please click here for yesterday"s offering on the whereabouts of Suri Cruise. It is the celebrity mystery of the moment and definitely something to ponder as you head into your weekend. So as mentioned before, it appears there is yet another angle we haven’t explored, courtesy of Shelley in Toronto. Full Story

The Kidmans in Nashville: pro-love week continues!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride. Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn"t it" bump. In her workoutwear there certainly doesn"t appear to be anything of note but in her fleshcoloured (and poorly chosen) dress, there does seem to be a waist-free fetus zone. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: bronzed & happy & maybe vulnerable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

She was honoured last week for I don’t remember what and her vampire took out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her and loving her out in the open, something about being thrilled to wake up to her every morning. Sweet, yes. But also frightening. Much as I’ve softened toward him of late, I really don’t need to visualise his sunken cheekbones and his scrawny little body mounting her every night, you know what I mean? Anyway, here they are at the event looking blissful and content. Full Story

Beautiful Ginger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Geri Halliwell is very pregnant and she is very lovely. At her baby shower the other day, looking ravishing - the best I"ve ever seen her. The father is some dude named Sachi Gervasi, a former Bush band member turned screenwriter and they broke up early on in the pregnancy only to reconcile around the holidays and I can"t be bothered to find out if they"re still together because, really, when it comes down to it, do you really give a sh*t who the father is and whether or not they"re getting married??? Didn"t think so. Full Story

Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little flash of her breast feeder bra, flats in check - as always - to keep up (or down) with her diminutive fiance. Full Story