Stars For Soccer – Katie and Little Sci

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But while Posh befriended the new Mrs Parker, fueling speculation she will guest-star on Desperate Housewives, her true BFF Katie Holmes was doting on the impossibly adorable Little Sci. As you can see, Katie is gorgeous with a tan. Gorgeous. Looks like a 40 year old at Martha’s Vineyard? Yes. But gorgeous nonetheless.

Not so gorgeous – Katie’s dress selection for the Beckham party on Sunday night. Red, strapless, shapeless, cross between beauty pageant, the prom, and Joan Collins circa Dynasty … seriously, for the love of Coco Chanel, what was she thinking??? Not even those beautiful purple Louboutins could save it…to say nothing of her big brother husband, though I’m told he spared us all the Rossum and refrained from “presenting” her this time. FYI: "Presenting Katie Holmes" is the funnest game to play at the office when you need a break. We do this at eTalk all the time. Michelle is the best at the arm flourish – the way Tom ceremoniously, like a world famous conductor, swoops aside all others… try it some time. It’s an art.

But I digress.

The topic is why Katie dresses like ass as soon as the GMD comes home. Coincidence or conspiracy?

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