April 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2006 12:00:00
This is Katie on Thursday and Saturday respectively. Still pregnant and still shopping. I"m sure I don’t have to tell you that the conspiracy junkies have practically screamed themselves sh*tless over speculation that this is a fake bump, that Little Sci is safely ensconced in the bowels of the Celebrity Centre, receiving his first rites as the Thetan for all Thetans, an early indoctrination prescribed by Hubbard, designed specifically for The One. Now while I don"t doubt the existence of the aforementioned ritual, I"m also not jumping on the pillow bump bandwagon either, simply because I cannot ignore the size of her arms and her thighs and her swollen ankles - clearly signs of a woman legitimately and desperately waiting for her water to break. Just to further drive the point home - because I know we"ve all forgotten what the girl used to look like before an alien came along and ate her - Katie used to be very, very long and lean. Take a walk down memory lane, from exactly one year ago. She is pregnant, y"all. For real.