Growing the GMD
There’s always a message, non?
So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short.
According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www.usmagazine.com/katie-holmes-wearing-tom-cruises-jeans. Supposedly. And she’s trying to drive through a new trend.
This is what’s most hilarious though – apparently Katie is rolling them because she’s 5 ft 9 and Tom Cruise is 5 ft 7.
Why would you need to roll something that’s too short?
And since when was Tom Cruise 5 ft 7???
STAND UP Tom Cruise!
You are NOT 5 ft 7!
But if he clenches his jaw real hard and concentrates, maybe just maybe it’s 5 ft 6.
