Of the country this weekend – Keanu Reeves was in New York going for groceries, has been for a couple of weeks now, and Charlize Theron was back in LA like a hot bitch in Versace at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. As noted last week, it seemed sketchy that they’d be dating, and that kiss – click here for a refresher - was at best awkward, at worst like brother and sister...which of course frees her up for Ryan Gosling who is, actually, in Los Angeles.
But goddamn Keanu looks really gaunt and really horrible. Right now, Ryan is winning. In my imagination, he and Charlize make for some crazy fantasies.
Charlize’s black leather with zipper was my favourite all weekend of all ladies from both events. A classic LBD for all time. I want.
She and fellow South African Sharlto Copley look good together too, non? Why do I keep trying to set her up? She’s a crusty broad on a good day and on a bad day she’s a something else c.
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