Keira Knightley Gossip

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When the pout works

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2007 00:00:00 May 20, 2007 00:00:00

The perma-pout is cloying…especially on a carpet. But if it belongs anywhere, it definitely belongs in Vogue. And so here is Keira Knightley, in one of the magazine’s most glorious photo shoots of the year, rockin’ that pout like nobody’s business, and looking appropriately morose and depressed…characteristic of all top models. Full Story

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The Lilo Mantra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in Nylon as she discusses her upcoming movie I Know Who Killed Me, in which she takes on the role of a stripper whose kidnapper cuts off her legs. Full Story

Colleagues & Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

Sienna Miller and Jamie Burke in NYC the other day – starting to look a lot like co-star Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend pre-haircut, non? And I hear the parallels don’t end there, though both couples are shaking themselves out quite nicely…which is good to know. Still…between Jamie and Rupert, I think I take Jamie. Full Story

Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

“All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, and I say this upcoming shoot with Keira Knightley is going to be very, very interesting. Full Story

The Daily Healthy: Keira Knightley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2007 12:00:00 February 27, 2007 12:00:00

Source Like…how could anyone doubt her commitment to food and healthy habits? Anyone with sound mind and judgement and eyesight can see that Keira Knightley is the picture of glowing gorgessity. Right? Oh yes. Totally.  Full Story

The Daily Unmistakable: Keira Knightley’s Jaw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Some of you love giving me grief about what I refer to as her gargantuan jaw, either claiming to not understand the fixation or calling it a thing of beauty and calling me a batty blind bitch for thinking it. Read below a hilarious ode to Keira’s most unmistakable feature, courtesy the brilliant folks at Best Week Ever, ranking it the 7th Wonder of the Celebrity World. Full Story

Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2007 12:00:00 January 25, 2007 12:00:00

Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at the corners as a result of too much heaving…though of course, let’s clarify in light of her lawsuit that the mere suggestion of an eating disorder on her part is absolutely absurd right??? After all, those photos of her on the beach a couple of weeks ago, cut abs, not an ounce of fat – those photos are simply the result of working out, eating well, and TOTALLY NOT torturing her own body, right? How could anyone even suggest such a thing??? But that’s exactly what a British rag did at the time, which has resulted in her suing for damages, because NO ONE, NO ONE other than the editors of said publication would, in their right mind, be so Cruise to assume that she’s anorexic, right??? Here’s Keira, in London with her equally overnourished boyfriend, cutting a fine line with their cheekbones, their hippy chic, and of course their love of food. Full Story

Entertainment Weekly’s Courageous Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source At a time when most glossies are graced with emaciated starlets under 25, how hot is it that EW chose to go with 3 middle-aged goddesses at the top of their game? As Maybe Gaybe Wentie would say: Brava, EW. Brava, brava, brava. Full Story

Keira Knightley: Nature or Torture?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Some people are born thin, naturally predisposed to skinny – like Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie, there’s never a sense that their bodies are being forced to assume a shape it was never intended to fit. Then there’s Keira Knightly. A physique built by Nature…or one earned through Torture? I can’t decide. Full Story

Keira Knightley: with and without

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2006 12:00:00 December 18, 2006 12:00:00

Like Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley is a different person when she smiles. Unlike Victoria Beckham, it ain’t a good thing. With Cam, it’s because of the wide Joker mouth – adds a weird caricature-ishness to her features, frightening small children in the process. For Keira it’s the teeth. Flying razors grown haphazardly in all directions, made even more alarming by the protrusion of her wickedly square and decidedly prominent jaw. Full Story