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The Daily Healthy: Keira Knightley

February 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Like…how could anyone doubt her commitment to food and healthy habits? Anyone with sound mind and judgement and eyesight can see that Keira Knightley is the picture of glowing gorgessity. Right? Oh yes. Totally.  Full Story

The Daily Unmistakable: Keira Knightley’s Jaw

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some of you love giving me grief about what I refer to as her gargantuan jaw, either claiming to not understand the fixation or calling it a thing of beauty and calling me a batty blind bitch for thinking it. Read below a hilarious ode to Keira’s most unmistakable feature, courtesy the brilliant folks at Best Week Ever, ranking it the 7th Wonder of the Celebrity World. Full Story

Keira Knightley: a protesting jaw?

January 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uhhhh… NOT sweet. And yes, I get it that celebrities can’t always looked glammed up the ass every day. But that jaw? That jaw scares me. That is what I call a Bulimic Jaw – my girlfriend Beth, a doctor, can attest to that kind of jaw: jutting out at the corners as a result of too much heaving…though of course, let’s clarify in light of her lawsuit that the mere suggestion of an eating disorder on her part is absolutely absurd right??? After all, those photos of her on the beach a couple of weeks ago, cut abs, not an ounce of fat – those photos are simply the result of working out, eating well, and TOTALLY NOT torturing her own body, right? How could anyone even suggest such a thing??? But that’s exactly what a British rag did at the time, which has resulted in her suing for damages, because NO ONE, NO ONE other than the editors of said publication would, in their right mind, be so Cruise to assume that she’s anorexic, right??? Here’s Keira, in London with her equally overnourished boyfriend, cutting a fine line with their cheekbones, their hippy chic, and of course their love of food. Full Story

Entertainment Weekly’s Courageous Cover

January 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source At a time when most glossies are graced with emaciated starlets under 25, how hot is it that EW chose to go with 3 middle-aged goddesses at the top of their game? As Maybe Gaybe Wentie would say: Brava, EW. Brava, brava, brava. Full Story

Keira Knightley: Nature or Torture?

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people are born thin, naturally predisposed to skinny – like Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie, there’s never a sense that their bodies are being forced to assume a shape it was never intended to fit. Then there’s Keira Knightly. A physique built by Nature…or one earned through Torture? I can’t decide. Full Story

Keira Knightley: with and without

December 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley is a different person when she smiles. Unlike Victoria Beckham, it ain’t a good thing. With Cam, it’s because of the wide Joker mouth – adds a weird caricature-ishness to her features, frightening small children in the process. For Keira it’s the teeth. Flying razors grown haphazardly in all directions, made even more alarming by the protrusion of her wickedly square and decidedly prominent jaw. Full Story

Lilo OD?

November 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs on the scene and after reviving her, strongly suggested she get into rehab which, of course, she refused…and now she’s hopped over to London to hang out with the contoured cheekbones of Kate Moss and Keira Knightley. Full Story

Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose.   Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and her Coke Bloat. Full Story

Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up and even, at times, protrudes beyond the top set, thereby adding to the large mass of square that completes her face and giving way to an almost toothy attack when she smiles…sorry, I’m just sayin’… Here are Keira and Rupert at LAX, well coordinated from attire to cheekbones to matching gait and matching expression. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby

November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? So desperate you can smell it. Full Story

Keira clean face

October 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos of Keira and Rupert. Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it"s gorgessity. Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those"s the best I"ve ever seen Keira Knightley. Rare the celebrity who looks better un-glossed and de-glammed. Full Story