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Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey

September 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. Now I’m not saying he has to gaunt that sh*t up like Keira Knightley’s boyfriend or anything but still…a little definition wouldn’t hurt either, non? Full Story

Keira & Rupert: pout for pout

August 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matching pucker, matching hats, matching clavicles, step for step...Give me a f&cking break. I mean really…do people really walk around like this? And is it me or does her boyfriend freak you out? Can"t put my finger on it but I"m seeing snakes and evil pimps from the 70s with a little bit o" Pete Doherty junkie smack thrown in for good measure. Full Story

Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue

July 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example of parental pimpage in a town full of parent pimps. Full Story

Keira"s great choices

July 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not only does she have to battle her own demons, she also has to battle her peers. Full Story

Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, should be properly reuniting with the husband, but the Pitts had other plans. Smut reigns supreme – even tonight. Now how sad is that??? Just a heads up – you’re gonna hate me today. I gloat AND I sell out. Can I beg your forgiveness in advance? In today’s issue: the Pitts top the Beckhams, the Natalie Portman “I told you so”, Vanessa Minillo plays it right, beautiful Scarjo, brazen Lilo, my Gwyneth and my people, a retraction for Keira Knightley, and another change on the Freebie 5.

Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a gold dress and flashing an alarming amount of clavicle, I – along with the rest of the gossip universe – pronounced her too thin for healthy and definitely on team anorexia. Full Story

Love for America

July 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

America Ferrera was the star of a gorgeous little movie called Real Women Have Curves. She also played Carmen in the film adaptation of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants – one of my all time favourite teen book series. America Ferrera is 22, same age category as Lindsay Lohan, Keira Knightley, and Kate Bosworth, but a thousand times more attractive. Full Story

Wednesday, July 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Quick heads up for US readers out there who may have missed last column. Don"t forget to click on "This Week" and scroll down for the July 3rd issue to get caught up. So. Do we need to talk about Keira Knightley insisting that she"s not anorexic? … Nah. If we wanted to deal with bitches in denial, we"d be much better off focusing on why Star Jones married a gaygay. In today"s issue: J.Lo black magic, celebrating MJP, Kate"s good weight, Mischa Barton"s beautiful exterior, just a little gloating, Catherine Zeta waits to wax, and a new smutty riddle.

Keira Knightley joins Richie & Bosworth

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So if you"re going to bag on Posh and Nicole for not eating, should we be adding Keira Knightley to the list? Check her out at the London premiere of Pirates looking decidely emaciated, proudly showing off several key attributes for membership into the elusive Anorexic Association: - bulimic jaw? Check - crumbling clavicle? Check, check. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Kaka!

June 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for the submissions! Keep sending them, along with your rationale. I love it! And yes, I"ve received the "15 reasons to watch the world cup" attachment over 150 times so sending that doesn"t count. You have to FIGHT for your footie, ok? As for Sweden"s Fredrik Ljungberg - call me insane, call me cruised, but umm…I don"t dig him. Full Story