Keira Knightley Gossip

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Lilo OD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs on the scene and after reviving her, strongly suggested she get into rehab which, of course, she refused…and now she’s hopped over to London to hang out with the contoured cheekbones of Kate Moss and Keira Knightley. Full Story

Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose.   Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and her Coke Bloat. Full Story

Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up and even, at times, protrudes beyond the top set, thereby adding to the large mass of square that completes her face and giving way to an almost toothy attack when she smiles…sorry, I’m just sayin’… Here are Keira and Rupert at LAX, well coordinated from attire to cheekbones to matching gait and matching expression. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: clean for Bobby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2006 12:00:00 November 2, 2006 12:00:00

Mathematically speaking , Lindsay Lohan won’t win an Oscar until she’s 35 but I do applaud the singleminded determination with which she’s approached the task. Who wants an Oscar more than Lilo? Who talks about winning an Oscar more than Lilo? Who else is this desperate for Oscar? So desperate you can smell it. Full Story

Keira clean face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

New photos of Keira and Rupert. Not a fan of her jaw line or the ridiculous pout but wow - from this angle, it"s gorgessity. Glasses, very little makeup, hair unstyled, but that bone structure, those cheekbones...it"s the best I"ve ever seen Keira Knightley. Rare the celebrity who looks better un-glossed and de-glammed. Full Story

Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. Now I’m not saying he has to gaunt that sh*t up like Keira Knightley’s boyfriend or anything but still…a little definition wouldn’t hurt either, non? Full Story

Keira & Rupert: pout for pout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Matching pucker, matching hats, matching clavicles, step for step...Give me a f&cking break. I mean really…do people really walk around like this? And is it me or does her boyfriend freak you out? Can"t put my finger on it but I"m seeing snakes and evil pimps from the 70s with a little bit o" Pete Doherty junkie smack thrown in for good measure. Full Story

Mother Firecrotch to the Rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

If, on the off chance, you’re mystified about the source of Lindsay Lohan’s assy behaviour, one need look no further than Dina Lohan, a woman so hellbent on living the high life THROUGH her daughter, she’s clearly willing to SELL her daughter – quite possibly the finest example of parental pimpage in a town full of parent pimps. Full Story

Keira"s great choices

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

I had to laugh a few weeks ago when I read a piece on Lindsay Lohan - something about winning an Oscar within 5 years. Now y"all know Firecrotch is my girl but seriously… I think she"s clearly been damaged by all the sex. Because not only does she have to battle her own demons, she also has to battle her peers. Full Story

Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, should be properly reuniting with the husband, but the Pitts had other plans. Smut reigns supreme – even tonight. Now how sad is that??? Just a heads up – you’re gonna hate me today. I gloat AND I sell out. Can I beg your forgiveness in advance? In today’s issue: the Pitts top the Beckhams, the Natalie Portman “I told you so”, Vanessa Minillo plays it right, beautiful Scarjo, brazen Lilo, my Gwyneth and my people, a retraction for Keira Knightley, and another change on the Freebie 5.