Keira Knightley Gossip

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Quick heads up for US readers out there who may have missed last column. Don"t forget to click on "This Week" and scroll down for the July 3rd issue to get caught up. So. Do we need to talk about Keira Knightley insisting that she"s not anorexic? … Nah. If we wanted to deal with bitches in denial, we"d be much better off focusing on why Star Jones married a gaygay. In today"s issue: J.Lo black magic, celebrating MJP, Kate"s good weight, Mischa Barton"s beautiful exterior, just a little gloating, Catherine Zeta waits to wax, and a new smutty riddle.

Keira Knightley joins Richie & Bosworth

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So if you"re going to bag on Posh and Nicole for not eating, should we be adding Keira Knightley to the list? Check her out at the London premiere of Pirates looking decidely emaciated, proudly showing off several key attributes for membership into the elusive Anorexic Association: - bulimic jaw? Check - crumbling clavicle? Check, check. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Kaka!

June 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for the submissions! Keep sending them, along with your rationale. I love it! And yes, I"ve received the "15 reasons to watch the world cup" attachment over 150 times so sending that doesn"t count. You have to FIGHT for your footie, ok? As for Sweden"s Fredrik Ljungberg - call me insane, call me cruised, but umm…I don"t dig him. Full Story

Keira Knightley & the Kate Beckinsale disease

June 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right dress, wrong occasion. Isn’t Pirates a DISNEY movie??? Looks like Kate Beckinsale isn’t the only one with the unfortunate overdressing problem. While we’re at it…can we just talk about her makeup? It was the same thing at the Oscars – so dark and drab and morose, with those awful awful eyebrows. Full Story

Kate Moss in NYC

April 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on a ciggie outside the Mercer. And while everyone"s making a big hairy deal about the fact that Keira Knightley usurped her spot as the face of Chanel, I"m hearing she"s actually laughing her ass off at the fact that with a new Calvin Klein contract, she"s now doubling the amount of money she was making BEFORE the coke scandal. Full Story

Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued…

April 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer Aniston. Jessica Alba wants to be taken seriously. Full Story

Keira: a new year with a new man

March 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t setting off a lunar eclipse. That hunk of British hotness by her side doesn"t hurt either. Full Story

Jakey at the beach

March 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the face of almost irrefutable evidence that Jake Gyllenhaal is in fact Toothy Tile, I am stupidly standing by my belief that he isn"t. Why stupid? Well for starters, Ted Casablanca has practically outed him without outing him and these gorgeous photos of him frolicking by the sea with his pups and an unnamed companion are just too good to be straight. Full Story

Worst Young Actress: Keira Knightley

March 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyond the jaw and the hideous eyebrows and the seizure-inducing pout, you want to know why I’m not a fan? It’s the fact that she doesn’t GLOW. For all the attention heaped on this 20 year old, you would think she could live up to it by absolutely lighting up on these occasions. And yet on this night, Keira was far from breathtaking. Full Story

Keira for Chanel? Please Goddess…no!

March 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nearly threw up today when I heard the disturbing rumour floating about that Keira Knightley is being considered as the next face of Chanel. Seriously y"all, Karl Lagerfeld must have burned more than just calories during his extreme diet because if this is true, Coco herself is going to rise up from the dead and shove that fan up his anorexic ass. Full Story

From G: on Rachel McAdams and Vanity Fair

February 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

i say kudos to rachel for not dropping trou for tom ford. first of all, i don"t see how it can help her career. will it really help scarlett"s and keira"s? (what is the fascination with keira and that smirk of hers?) anyway, i am proud of rachel for deciding getting nekkid wasn"t her thing. hey just getting naked for ryan gosling would be enough for me. Full Story