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Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a gold dress and flashing an alarming amount of clavicle, I – along with the rest of the gossip universe – pronounced her too thin for healthy and definitely on team anorexia. Full Story

Love for America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2006 12:00:00 July 21, 2006 12:00:00

America Ferrera was the star of a gorgeous little movie called Real Women Have Curves. She also played Carmen in the film adaptation of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants – one of my all time favourite teen book series. America Ferrera is 22, same age category as Lindsay Lohan, Keira Knightley, and Kate Bosworth, but a thousand times more attractive. Full Story

Wednesday, July 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Quick heads up for US readers out there who may have missed last column. Don"t forget to click on "This Week" and scroll down for the July 3rd issue to get caught up. So. Do we need to talk about Keira Knightley insisting that she"s not anorexic? … Nah. If we wanted to deal with bitches in denial, we"d be much better off focusing on why Star Jones married a gaygay. In today"s issue: J.Lo black magic, celebrating MJP, Kate"s good weight, Mischa Barton"s beautiful exterior, just a little gloating, Catherine Zeta waits to wax, and a new smutty riddle.

Keira Knightley joins Richie & Bosworth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

So if you"re going to bag on Posh and Nicole for not eating, should we be adding Keira Knightley to the list? Check her out at the London premiere of Pirates looking decidely emaciated, proudly showing off several key attributes for membership into the elusive Anorexic Association: - bulimic jaw? Check - crumbling clavicle? Check, check. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Kaka!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

Thank you for the submissions! Keep sending them, along with your rationale. I love it! And yes, I"ve received the "15 reasons to watch the world cup" attachment over 150 times so sending that doesn"t count. You have to FIGHT for your footie, ok? As for Sweden"s Fredrik Ljungberg - call me insane, call me cruised, but umm…I don"t dig him. Full Story

Keira Knightley & the Kate Beckinsale disease

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

Right dress, wrong occasion. Isn’t Pirates a DISNEY movie??? Looks like Kate Beckinsale isn’t the only one with the unfortunate overdressing problem. While we’re at it…can we just talk about her makeup? It was the same thing at the Oscars – so dark and drab and morose, with those awful awful eyebrows. Full Story

Kate Moss in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on a ciggie outside the Mercer. And while everyone"s making a big hairy deal about the fact that Keira Knightley usurped her spot as the face of Chanel, I"m hearing she"s actually laughing her ass off at the fact that with a new Calvin Klein contract, she"s now doubling the amount of money she was making BEFORE the coke scandal. Full Story

Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer Aniston. Jessica Alba wants to be taken seriously. Full Story

Keira: a new year with a new man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2006 12:00:00 March 26, 2006 12:00:00

It was a popular week for celebrity birthdays. Keira Knightley rang in her 21st in flapper style in London with new boyfriend Rupert in tow. Not my favourite get up, especially since she looks like a possessed doll but hey, at the very least, her massive jaw isn"t setting off a lunar eclipse. That hunk of British hotness by her side doesn"t hurt either. Full Story

Jakey at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2006 12:00:00 March 12, 2006 12:00:00

In the face of almost irrefutable evidence that Jake Gyllenhaal is in fact Toothy Tile, I am stupidly standing by my belief that he isn"t. Why stupid? Well for starters, Ted Casablanca has practically outed him without outing him and these gorgeous photos of him frolicking by the sea with his pups and an unnamed companion are just too good to be straight. Full Story

Worst Young Actress: Keira Knightley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Beyond the jaw and the hideous eyebrows and the seizure-inducing pout, you want to know why I’m not a fan? It’s the fact that she doesn’t GLOW. For all the attention heaped on this 20 year old, you would think she could live up to it by absolutely lighting up on these occasions. And yet on this night, Keira was far from breathtaking. Full Story