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Keira tries at the Oscar luncheon

February 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Keira Knightley and her monster jaw arrived at today’s luncheon reinforcing my point yet again that this chick is so nothing special. I have no idea why people lose their sh*t over Keira. Why the fascination? At best she’s a homely milkmaid. At worst she’s a dental disaster with a set of dangerous choppers to accessorise a jaw as robust as they come. Full Story

Natalie in Berlin

February 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The power of styling products. No wonder I’m addicted to Bumble & Bumble. Two weeks ago, Natalie was verging on awkward growth and sporting a geek ‘fro. Throw in a little hair tamer and take a look at the difference. In Berlin today for the premiere of V for Vendetta. Absolutely stunning. Never mind Keira Knightley y’all. Full Story

Wednesday, February 1, 2006
Keira Knightley??? Keira Knightley? Pul-ease. You’re telling me it was that sh*tty of a year that they couldn’t come up with a 5th option for Best Actress? Damn. Now isn’t that a slap in the face for my best friend Gwynnie??? Ouch. So the Academy announced their nominations today. And as you already know, Brokeback led the way. Interestingly enough, Jakey even scored himself an acknowledgment. More on that later, but can you feel that I’m about to gloat??? It was a SLOW SLOW day. Which means that we have time for the mailbag. In today’s short issue: hair is a focal point, Britney and Kevin on the town, a compliment for Cate, and this week’s brand new smutty riddle.

Most Boring – Keira Knightley

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sure, the dress itself was lovely. And she looked decent enough, even with those sadistic eyebrows and her concrete jaw. But frankly, I didn’t care. I looked at her and I felt … nothing. No strong emotions against it. No strong emotions for it. And at the end of the day, when indifference is all you can inspire, doesn’t that speak volumes? Full Story

The Scarlett Wars

January 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. Scarlett Johansson is scrapping with everyone these days. You’ll recall that I reported on Sunday that she and Keira Knightley are gearing up for a potential red carpet rumble on Monday at the Globes. And now comes word via Gawker that Scarlett is also being targeted by none other than La Lohan, who lit up NYC the other night with Kate Moss and apparently scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c***” on a bathroom wall. Full Story

Pre-Globes gossip

January 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are just 8 days away from the craziest (literally) awards show of the year and already, the Hollywood kitty is coming out. It"s one of the only times where film and television converge on the red carpet and in most cases, those egomaniacal tv celebrities who are accustomed to being the big bitch in their little ponds receive a rude awakening when true movie stars make their glamourous arrival and blow their small screen counterparts outta the famous water. Full Story