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Worst Young Actress: Keira Knightley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Beyond the jaw and the hideous eyebrows and the seizure-inducing pout, you want to know why I’m not a fan? It’s the fact that she doesn’t GLOW. For all the attention heaped on this 20 year old, you would think she could live up to it by absolutely lighting up on these occasions. And yet on this night, Keira was far from breathtaking. Full Story

Keira for Chanel? Please Goddess…no!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2006 12:00:00 March 2, 2006 12:00:00

Nearly threw up today when I heard the disturbing rumour floating about that Keira Knightley is being considered as the next face of Chanel. Seriously y"all, Karl Lagerfeld must have burned more than just calories during his extreme diet because if this is true, Coco herself is going to rise up from the dead and shove that fan up his anorexic ass. Full Story

From G: on Rachel McAdams and Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

i say kudos to rachel for not dropping trou for tom ford. first of all, i don"t see how it can help her career. will it really help scarlett"s and keira"s? (what is the fascination with keira and that smirk of hers?) anyway, i am proud of rachel for deciding getting nekkid wasn"t her thing. hey just getting naked for ryan gosling would be enough for me. Full Story

Keira tries at the Oscar luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2006 12:00:00 February 13, 2006 12:00:00

So Keira Knightley and her monster jaw arrived at today’s luncheon reinforcing my point yet again that this chick is so nothing special. I have no idea why people lose their sh*t over Keira. Why the fascination? At best she’s a homely milkmaid. At worst she’s a dental disaster with a set of dangerous choppers to accessorise a jaw as robust as they come. Full Story

Natalie in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2006 12:00:00 February 13, 2006 12:00:00

The power of styling products. No wonder I’m addicted to Bumble & Bumble. Two weeks ago, Natalie was verging on awkward growth and sporting a geek ‘fro. Throw in a little hair tamer and take a look at the difference. In Berlin today for the premiere of V for Vendetta. Absolutely stunning. Never mind Keira Knightley y’all. Full Story

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 Keira Knightley??? Keira Knightley? Pul-ease. You’re telling me it was that sh*tty of a year that they couldn’t come up with a 5th option for Best Actress? Damn. Now isn’t that a slap in the face for my best friend Gwynnie??? Ouch. So the Academy announced their nominations today. And as you already know, Brokeback led the way. Interestingly enough, Jakey even scored himself an acknowledgment. More on that later, but can you feel that I’m about to gloat??? It was a SLOW SLOW day. Which means that we have time for the mailbag. In today’s short issue: hair is a focal point, Britney and Kevin on the town, a compliment for Cate, and this week’s brand new smutty riddle.

Most Boring – Keira Knightley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

Sure, the dress itself was lovely. And she looked decent enough, even with those sadistic eyebrows and her concrete jaw. But frankly, I didn’t care. I looked at her and I felt … nothing. No strong emotions against it. No strong emotions for it. And at the end of the day, when indifference is all you can inspire, doesn’t that speak volumes? Full Story

The Scarlett Wars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2006 12:00:00 January 12, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Scarlett Johansson is scrapping with everyone these days. You’ll recall that I reported on Sunday that she and Keira Knightley are gearing up for a potential red carpet rumble on Monday at the Globes. And now comes word via Gawker that Scarlett is also being targeted by none other than La Lohan, who lit up NYC the other night with Kate Moss and apparently scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c***” on a bathroom wall. Full Story

Pre-Globes gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2006 12:00:00 January 8, 2006 12:00:00

We are just 8 days away from the craziest (literally) awards show of the year and already, the Hollywood kitty is coming out. It"s one of the only times where film and television converge on the red carpet and in most cases, those egomaniacal tv celebrities who are accustomed to being the big bitch in their little ponds receive a rude awakening when true movie stars make their glamourous arrival and blow their small screen counterparts outta the famous water. Full Story