Eric Bana - a 2nd look
January 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 11, 2006 12:00:00
Just the other day, during the mailbag session, we were discussing the nomination of Eric Bana for the Freebie 5. Many of you are fans, many of you have seen Munich and the hot love scene, and many of you have intense loin quiveration over the heartthrob of the moment. On Monday I agreed. But on Tuesday I browsed through photos of him from the Critics" Choice thing, and I made a shocking and terrible discovery. Eric Bana suffers from "Caving Lips Syndrome" - similar to the "Dry Thin Mouth Syndrome" illustrated by Keith Urban see here for a link - but even more disturbing because it resembles that bit that Conan O"Brien does on his show when he puts a photo up of some person on the tv monitor and cuts a hole out where their mouth should be and has someone else do the lips. Look closely, y"all. If he started speaking, Eric"s mouth would move as if independent from the rest of his head. I"m telling you, it"s freaky. And unless he grows back some permanent facial hair, Eric Bana stays OFF the list.