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Granny drinks ginger ale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:45:57 May 6, 2009 08:45:57

They hawk everything overseas. Watches, cologne, cars, banks, video games…everything. For some reason in North America though we find endorsements unsavoury, which is why so many of them keep their money grabs on the quiet side. Thanks to the power of the internets though this has become increasingly difficult. Full Story

Look at Granny’s ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:11:51 April 6, 2009 07:11:51

She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story

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Granny’s ordinary life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 16:15:42 March 25, 2009 16:15:42

Really like this set of photos. Taken a few weeks ago – Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman went to have her nails done. Looks like a decent spa, regular folks milling about. Shocking, right? You’d think she’d send for personal service at the house? Me too. So her husband decides to stop in and surprise her. Full Story

GMD and Granny to crash at Daytona?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 06:53:23 February 13, 2009 06:53:23

The Daytona 500 is happening this weekend and the GMD has been invited to drive the pace car to kick things off… Days of Thunder of course was filmed at Dayton back when both he and Nicole Kidman were still rocking their own natural born faces. Remember how hot they were together? Remember when saying that didn’t sound so weird? Look at how young they were! So you know who’s performing at the pre-race show? Yeah. Full Story

Grammy Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:33:48 February 9, 2009 12:33:48

Ummmm…yeah. So when I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that our Nashville gossips had observed that she’d had some new work put in, you all were like – nah…she looks the same! Really? Because this is Nicole Kidman’s face at the Grammy’s. The same? Sure. If by the same you mean she had her forehead refrozen, her eyebrows pulled back, something injected into her cheeks, and that third lip reattached… Is this what you meant by the same? Look at it! It was born 2 weeks ago! It’s younger than Sunday Rose! Anyway, Gran made a big show of loving up her husband in the crowd last night. Full Story

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Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 07:17:40 December 2, 2008 07:17:40

Granny and the GMD were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, when you can no longer sell a movie… Get your baby daughter to do it for you! As you know, Australia’s box office was decidedly unimpressive over the weekend. Full Story

Granny clutches her womb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 16:59:26 December 1, 2008 16:59:26

Again? Not sure. But don’t put it past her to make you think it. Last time she was “pregnant”, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made a point, always, of using her hand to draw attention to the fact that she was indeed roasting a Sunday inside her womb. Tonight in Paris at the premiere of Australia, she was at it again… We get it. Full Story

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Granny & Ali Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:22:08 November 25, 2008 08:22:08

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman – she’s like the Ali Lohan of 40 year olds. 40 going on 70. Right? This is Gran at the New York premiere of Australia last night with her husband and Hugh Jackman and even her bestie Naomi Watts showed up in support, one of those token gestures perhaps just to keep up appearances. Full Story

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Lifetime Achievement Award

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 07:26:00 November 13, 2008 07:26:00

Is that the old lady recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award at the CMAs this year? No. That is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looking elderly on the red carpet. And, once again, drawing attention to her belly. Like there might be something in there. Or reminding us that there was something in there. Full Story

Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 06:36:00 November 11, 2008 06:36:00

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story

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Reading Granny’s Diary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 12:28:32 October 30, 2008 12:28:32

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story