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Granny Freeze to LA

March 20, 2008 09:42:05 Posted at March 20, 2008 09:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s place and spent time in LA browsing the real estate market – she also told her “source” to tell Us Weekly that while in the States she had the chance to hang out with her kids. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Photoshoot at the Beach

March 18, 2008 06:47:00 Posted at March 18, 2008 06:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Granny’s bodyguard beat the sh*t out of a photographer last week and not a word of it in any of the papers or the weeklies. Coincidence or conspiracy? Consider this: Nicole Kidman is super tight with Rupert Murdoch. Full Story

Granny Freeze, StepMother?

March 12, 2008 09:25:00 Posted at March 12, 2008 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

5 shots of Botox won’t freeze the sting of this one! A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Full Story

Worst Oscar Knocked Up: Granny Freeze

February 25, 2008 07:03:59 Posted at February 25, 2008 07:03:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah so this whole doting wife, delicate flower sh*t is getting as old as her face. Look at them! Look at Gran and her man getting all emotional on us on the carpet – because posing in front of hundreds of screaming journalists and fans is exactly the place to perform a nuzzle forehead and really mean it. Full Story

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Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze

February 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden Compass? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman dressed in virginal white, because she’s guileless and kind, going to great lengths to prove to you that she is indeed pregnant by her employee husband Keith Urban. Full Story

Granny Freeze is Fertile… Finally!

January 7, 2008 16:35:48 Posted at January 7, 2008 16:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After denying it last week, Nicole Kidman’s publicist has confirmed – Granny Freeze IS indeed fertile! And Keith Urban has successfully fulfilled yet another clause in his contract. Well done mate! This is beautiful news on many fronts. Benefits of Granny Freeze’s Fertility:1. finally it puts to rest that ridiculous Urban Legend, the one so many of you have emailed about – the one about your uncle who knows a doctor who went to a medical conference where they presented on hermaphrodites citing Granny as an example. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken!

January 4, 2008 10:03:08 Posted at January 4, 2008 10:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed the speculation – given that her career is in the dumps and Katie is everyone’s favourite these days, Granny has to find a piece of the spotlight somehow. Full Story

Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

January 3, 2008 06:51:48 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Aussie No

December 17, 2007 07:09:39 Posted at December 17, 2007 07:09:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF??? No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Full Story

Little Girl Granny Freeze

November 27, 2007 11:35:37 Posted at November 27, 2007 11:35:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. Worse yet, as my producer Laura just wrote, she also just walked out of 1992. Full Story