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Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

November 27, 2007 08:06:03 Posted at November 27, 2007 08:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze

November 23, 2007 08:55:40 Posted at November 23, 2007 08:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of course deeply upsetting. Full Story

Urban Angel

November 15, 2007 07:39:10 Posted at November 15, 2007 07:39:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif from 1995. Full Story

All Eyes on Granny Freeze

November 8, 2007 06:54:21 Posted at November 8, 2007 06:54:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make a glamourous announcement, despite unfounded whispers to the contrary, that he does indeed intend to honour his contractual obligations. Full Story

MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting

October 29, 2007 09:31:11 Posted at October 29, 2007 09:31:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen your lips, to say nothing of the granny blonde at your temples, in sharp contrast to the baby smoothness of your face – it’s a creepy juxtaposition. Full Story

Defending Granny Freeze

October 24, 2007 08:33:03 Posted at October 24, 2007 08:33:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail to the plastic surgeon’s any time the hint of a line materialises on her face. Full Story

Granny Freeze at the Wedding

October 8, 2007 10:47:41 Posted at October 8, 2007 10:47:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman was in NYC this weekend to promote her latest Margot at the Wedding – three outings and three scary ass sightings. First – at a screening for Margot, hair down in a virginal dress. You will note there’s not a wrinkle on her face – NOT ONE – in spite the unmistakable gray at her temples. Full Story

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Granny Freeze is Fertile?

September 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her most “revealing” … here are some highlights: The Fertility IssuePersonally I don’t believe them but Nicole has long been hounded by those hilarious rumours – I’ve heard at least three variations myself: “My fiance’s father is a doctor and he went to a conference and they talked about hermaphrodites and Nicole Kidman can’t have babies because she is one. Full Story

I Love You Roger Ebert

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m a cold hearted bitch but even I cried a little. Roger Ebert in his own words: My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance. This year I won’t be speaking, however, as I await another surgery. Full Story

Marriage & Business

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday Telegraph in the UK, Keith digs deep, deep into Celine Dion territory and pulls out a classic… so cheesy I’m surprised he didn’t save it for one of his equally cheesy songs. Full Story