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Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

January 3, 2008 06:51:48 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Aussie No

December 17, 2007 07:09:39 Posted at December 17, 2007 07:09:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF??? No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Full Story

Little Girl Granny Freeze

November 27, 2007 11:35:37 Posted at November 27, 2007 11:35:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. Worse yet, as my producer Laura just wrote, she also just walked out of 1992. Full Story

Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

November 27, 2007 08:06:03 Posted at November 27, 2007 08:06:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze

November 23, 2007 08:55:40 Posted at November 23, 2007 08:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of course deeply upsetting. Full Story

Urban Angel

November 15, 2007 07:39:10 Posted at November 15, 2007 07:39:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif from 1995. Full Story

All Eyes on Granny Freeze

November 8, 2007 06:54:21 Posted at November 8, 2007 06:54:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make a glamourous announcement, despite unfounded whispers to the contrary, that he does indeed intend to honour his contractual obligations. Full Story

MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

November 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting

October 29, 2007 09:31:11 Posted at October 29, 2007 09:31:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen your lips, to say nothing of the granny blonde at your temples, in sharp contrast to the baby smoothness of your face – it’s a creepy juxtaposition. Full Story

Defending Granny Freeze

October 24, 2007 08:33:03 Posted at October 24, 2007 08:33:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail to the plastic surgeon’s any time the hint of a line materialises on her face. Full Story