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Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 10:03:08 January 4, 2008 10:03:08

Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed the speculation – given that her career is in the dumps and Katie is everyone’s favourite these days, Granny has to find a piece of the spotlight somehow. Full Story

Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 06:51:48 January 3, 2008 06:51:48

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Aussie No

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 07:09:39 December 17, 2007 07:09:39

All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF??? No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Full Story

Little Girl Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 11:35:37 November 27, 2007 11:35:37

Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. Worse yet, as my producer Laura just wrote, she also just walked out of 1992. Full Story

Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 08:06:03 November 27, 2007 08:06:03

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2007 08:55:40 November 23, 2007 08:55:40

Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of course deeply upsetting. Full Story

Urban Angel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 07:39:10 November 15, 2007 07:39:10

Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif from 1995. Full Story

All Eyes on Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 06:54:21 November 8, 2007 06:54:21

At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make a glamourous announcement, despite unfounded whispers to the contrary, that he does indeed intend to honour his contractual obligations. Full Story

MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 09:31:11 October 29, 2007 09:31:11

Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen your lips, to say nothing of the granny blonde at your temples, in sharp contrast to the baby smoothness of your face – it’s a creepy juxtaposition. Full Story