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MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s timing. Full Story

Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 09:31:11 October 29, 2007 09:31:11

Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen your lips, to say nothing of the granny blonde at your temples, in sharp contrast to the baby smoothness of your face – it’s a creepy juxtaposition. Full Story

Defending Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 08:33:03 October 24, 2007 08:33:03

Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail to the plastic surgeon’s any time the hint of a line materialises on her face. Full Story

Granny Freeze at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 10:47:41 October 8, 2007 10:47:41

Nicole Kidman was in NYC this weekend to promote her latest Margot at the Wedding – three outings and three scary ass sightings. First – at a screening for Margot, hair down in a virginal dress. You will note there’s not a wrinkle on her face – NOT ONE – in spite the unmistakable gray at her temples. Full Story

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Granny Freeze is Fertile?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her most “revealing” … here are some highlights: The Fertility IssuePersonally I don’t believe them but Nicole has long been hounded by those hilarious rumours – I’ve heard at least three variations myself: “My fiance’s father is a doctor and he went to a conference and they talked about hermaphrodites and Nicole Kidman can’t have babies because she is one. Full Story

I Love You Roger Ebert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

I’m a cold hearted bitch but even I cried a little. Roger Ebert in his own words: My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance. This year I won’t be speaking, however, as I await another surgery. Full Story

Marriage & Business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday Telegraph in the UK, Keith digs deep, deep into Celine Dion territory and pulls out a classic… so cheesy I’m surprised he didn’t save it for one of his equally cheesy songs. Full Story

Monday, February 12, 2007 Dear Gossips, I am from Canada. I love Canada. And as much as you are true to your own country, I will always be true to mine. But Canada is missing one thing. Canada is missing… TARGET. Or Targé. I get weak for Targé, probably not something to be proud of but when I’m standing inside, looking at an entire wall of dog toys – the cutest dog toys – and later on a pair of camouflage leggings for $5.99…seriously, how can you go wrong? Big hug to dear, lovely Cathy for taking a Canadian shopping today in Ft Lauderdale. You’ve been supporting my smut forever…thank you, love you, owe you. More Floridian gratitude to come. Still in Ft Lauderdale, leaving on Tuesday…and is Forest Whitaker a sexy beast or what? Adorable on Saturday Night Live and Keith Urban wasn’t bad either, especially now that the highlights have been turned off and he did seem charmingly humble. I can now almost see his appeal which of course only underscores the overwhelming disappointment about The Freeze. Monday – double award coverage: the BAFTAs and the Grammys and rounding up the weekend. Live blogging, check back often, scroll down and click VIEW MORE ARTICLES for late Friday posts you may have missed. Several articles were updated in the afternoon. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. It’s a long, long, long column today. Please keep scrolling, keep clicking on VIEW MORE ARTICLES – otherwise you might miss a new riddle. PPS. I apologise for insulting your intelligence – just a reminder that real time blogging works in reverse chronological order, newer posts appear closer to the top. Sorry, just making sure…some folks are new to it.

Keith Urban: summoned to Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

You might be sick of my tagline but even the most amateur of gossips, the most hardcore of Nicole believers has to concede at this point that this recent well timed photo opp, in Australia no less, is much more Conspiracy than it is Coincidence. Especially since some flooze decided to blow the top off of her long term relationship with Keith, complete with illustrations and suggestive photos, to expose the fraud that is the Kidman/Urban marriage. Full Story

A Thousand Smutty Thanks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

WARNING: Shameless self promotion ahead - SKIP NOW if you don"t care for it. Tara in Vancouver just alerted me, this week"s Top Blog Searches coming in at a lucky #6! Couldn"t do it without your thirst for smut. If you are interested, I"m attaching a few recent articles: first the North York Post where I grew up and in the Power 50 issue of Vancouver Magazine dressed up as a cheerleader for the Buzz Generator section along with Fiona and Mike from Urban Rush and PR darling Rory Richardson. Full Story

The Eternal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Another party, another wedding celebration, another attempt to stay in the news. How many famewhores does it take to make a famebrothel? Us Weekly is reporting that TomKat will throw a wedding bash this weekend for those who were too poor to make it to Italy. The festivities will go down at Paula Wagner’s house and the guest list will likely include everyone wanting in on the new United Artists deal, in addition to – hopefully – a few poolboys eager for some gay midget shagging in the wine cellar. Full Story