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Third Lip runs away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 06:56:11 November 13, 2009 06:56:11

As you know, I’m obsessed with it. Like, I can’t get enough of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s Third Lip. It has its own personality now. Third Lip is now a proper name. And Third Lip accompanied Gran to the CMAs on Wednesday, evidently freshly plumped, fattened up for Nine promotion, prompting Page Six Full Story

Granny says she’s kinky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:00:46 November 4, 2009 07:00:46

For reals. Tight ass Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman claims she’s sexually adventurous and naturally curious and has experienced it all – from the pedestrian to the most mundane and back again. Because she’s such a free spirit. That’s the story she’s selling in British GQ. She also used her own wax figure to pose on the cover of the magazine Must have been a bloat day. Full Story

Don’t miss the Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 08:06:28 September 9, 2009 08:06:28

From the side. You’ve seen it straight on. You’ve seen Granny’s engorged mouth flaps from the front. But how about the side view? The side view offers new angles. New appreciation for the pillowy plumpness of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s “totally natural” lips. So natural she has three of them. Full Story

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Granny’s Third Lip loves tennis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:10:04 September 8, 2009 07:10:04

Watching the US Open? I’ll say it off the top, we can argue about it later: I am on Team Rafa. Federer is amazing, obviously, but we like who we like. And I like Nadal much more. Also, the monogrammed everything is so lame. Second to Rafa, definitely Djokovic, and after that anyone but Andy Roddick. Full Story

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Granny Freeze: no love, no loyalty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 07:47:11 July 10, 2009 07:47:11

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has fired her publicist of 15 years. That’s a long, LONG time. The reason? Gran is blaming Catherine Olim for the current suckassness of her career. As you know, her box office has been dismal, and Australia was a massive, embarrassing, and expensive example of it and so Nicole is looking for a new rep, a new direction, like it’s everything to do with strategy and nothing to do with the fact that her face doesn’t move and she’s a fraud for f-cking with it? That may be what she’s telling herself but it’s certainly not an accurate assessment of her own image. Full Story

A darker, redder Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 06:46:24 May 28, 2009 06:46:24

And it’s a good thing! Not sure why she insisted on being a blonde for so long. Didn’t work for her at all. And aged her even more than usual. But it looks like Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has taken it back to red. Seen here last night in New York with Keith Urban after a performance of God of Carnage, Gran is fresh and bright and . Full Story

Are you borrowing from your wife?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 11:01:42 May 21, 2009 11:01:42

Last night at the American Idol final – Keith Urban performed. I’m here in Cannes, didn’t watch, but going from these photos… is there something new about his face? Did Granny Freeze buy him some fillers? Look at that. That is fresh and new and definitely de-lined, non? Or maybe it’s that he’s too orange. Full Story

Granny drinks ginger ale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:45:57 May 6, 2009 08:45:57

They hawk everything overseas. Watches, cologne, cars, banks, video games…everything. For some reason in North America though we find endorsements unsavoury, which is why so many of them keep their money grabs on the quiet side. Thanks to the power of the internets though this has become increasingly difficult. Full Story

Look at Granny’s ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:11:51 April 6, 2009 07:11:51

She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story

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Granny’s ordinary life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 16:15:42 March 25, 2009 16:15:42

Really like this set of photos. Taken a few weeks ago – Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman went to have her nails done. Looks like a decent spa, regular folks milling about. Shocking, right? You’d think she’d send for personal service at the house? Me too. So her husband decides to stop in and surprise her. Full Story