Read Posing

March 25, 2010 14:39:00 Posted at March 25, 2010 14:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it a new trend?

I guess.

If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz.

The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher.

Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. As you can see, again he’s fronting like he can’t stop reading on his Kindle. Reading and walking. Or, more accurately, reading and posing. Read Posing. Because when you see Kellan Lutz and his nipple tweaking beaters, you automatically think, well f-ck, now there’s a cerebral actor.


It’s beyond Fontrum at this point. Now it’s straight up contempt. A generation of the most contrived twats who simply have no game and Kellan Lutz fits right in. Let me guess, Kellan’s defence will be that he was trying to avoid the paps. Really? Because without the paps I keep forgetting he exists. Lamest sh-t ever.

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