Junior is robust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 11:36:00 April 28, 2009 11:36:00

Well sh-t…

He would have to be, non?

After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust.

But the visual…


F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop!

Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. And there was an interview recently during which Junior was asked, actually no, he wasn’t asked but he offered anyway:

“I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust. Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body — I’d be lying if i didn’t want to have sex with her six times a day…I was toasting that the sex was down from six times a day to three and a half.”

Can you imagine?

Actually yes. This is the problem.

I would rather use the washroom at a Chinese restaurant than imagine any more of it. Have you ever been to the washroom at a Chinese restaurant? A real Chinese restaurant and not a white person Chinese restaurant? I don’t know what it is with my people. You go to their houses, it’s f-cking spotless. They won’t even take the wrap off on their furniture sometimes.

But they go out to eat, and it’s not their responsibility, and all of a sudden it’s an international health hazard. Rude.

Anyway, if you’ve no experience with this whatsoever, consider yourself warned. The food is great. But hold your pee…unless Tori Spelling and Junior are yapping about their sex life at the next table. In that case, go straight to the toilet, don’t breathe, and Don’t.Touch.Anything.

If, for some reason, you have to know more about Tori and her Junior, click here.

File photos from Wenn.com

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