Catherine Zeta Jones & the dreaded growth phase

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00
See? Even celebrities have to bear it! And this is why I don"t wax. I prefer shaving. Sure, it"s a pain in the ass every other day but I can"t handle the prickle at night and I certainly can"t deal with wearing long pants in the summer until that quarter inch makes it way out far enough to rip off. Still…when you"re as breathtaking as Zeta is…who cares if a little stubble peeks out from under? Look at this woman! She is perfect! Especially that tear drop mouth. I love that mouth. And the hair and the nose, such a wonderful nose! All this gorgessity completely wasted on him??? Celine Dion I can understand. But for someone like Zeta? With nary a trace of the tranny? Why, why, why? PS. Dear Michael: GREAT plastic surgeon. Love the new layer, love the new shine. VERY impressive, dude. VERY impressive. Photos from Gossip Rocks

Tags: Jay Z , Kid Rock
Previous Article Next Article