It’s sick, I know. I don’t understand it myself, hot tears of shame sting my skin, and still it has to be said: there is something about Lukas Rossi – winning contestant from Rock Star Supernova, also Canadian like that wanker JD Fortune but MUCH MUCH MUCH more worthy and more importantly, MUCH MUCH MUCH more well endowed, so I hear.
So Lukas shows up with Gilby Clark at the Geminis - he’s short, he’s heavily made up, full of swagger, devil motioning with his fingers, standard rocker flair, he comes over to the carpet, sticks his tongue out and waves it around, decides to gnaw on my microphone, proceeds to answer every question politely, without attitude, without profanity, and does the same for everyone else who wants a sound bite.
I’m telling you…it was hot, the ‘mos and I were in full throttle quiveration, hear this in a gay twang with flapping hands: He’s disgusting but I’d totally do him
Does that make sense?