Lilo: Rock "n" Roll Pageant Fashion
October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Is it the new black? Yesterday Vanessa Minnillo today Lilo in Paris for the opening of Tommy Hilfiger"s store. And unless Tommy is designing for Miss America, something tells me she"s not wearing one of his. For that matter, I have no idea what the f-ck she is wearing but it sucks ass. It"s not really the shape of the ensemble but more the glitz. I even like the wrist wraps, and the white trash obi sash tied around her waist. I draw the line however at the stones or sequins and what it is that"s on both feet, like an undeveloped strand of Ebola Virus - the real one, not Paris Hilton - that couldn"t quite loop its way home. See attached. I"m sure it"s challenging, finding a new dress to wear every night…one that stands out, one that excites people, one that doesn"t look Aniston. But when you"ve exhausted the supply to the point where you"re resorting to using biological squiggles as footwear, that"s when I"d suggest maybe taking a break? If not for the sake of her pinned pupils then perhaps for the sake of her wardrobe.