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Jen and Violet in the Suburbs

March 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s in White Rock, about 45 minutes outside of Vancouver, a quaint affluent little neighbourhood with a beautiful beach and a super cute boardwalk. I’m told she passed over staying in a swank downtown hotel in favour of one less exposed, that she enjoys playing at the local park with the incomparably adorable Violet every day, that a certain PUB has been catering her meals, and even though her requests are specific, they are not excessive or extraordinary. Full Story

Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source

Best Gay: TR Knight

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind Patrick Dempsey. Never mind “The McDreamy Hair”. The McDreamy and the McDreamy Hair don’t hold a feather boa to TR Knight. Like, is he The Hotness or what??? Rockin’ his very own version of the do’, looking impeccable in black on black… my gays have been goin’ gangbusters for TR for months. Full Story

Latifah: Big Girls Rockin’ the Print

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who says it ain’t ok? Have a look at Queen Latifah – every inch is far from not OK. Every inch, in fact, is absolutely delicious - a vision in print and the best example all evening of clever styling. And the best part is, on a starving rack of bones with no hooty or booty, this dress would have been done a disappointingly unfashionable disservice. Full Story

Britney Balboa

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck she’s ugly here, isn’t she? Last night, out for dinner, followed by a trip to the club of course, looking like total stinkin’ raunch but at the same time, illustrating a pretty good point. Three days ago people bought it hook, line, and sinker courtesy the bottom ranking Life & Style that she was in rehab in Arizona. Full Story

Happy New Year McGoslings!

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day for the last 3 days, the McGosling emails haven’t stopped – frantic queries as to their whereabouts, hands wringing, desperate for a morsel, any morsel regarding Allie and Noah, worried they’ve split, based on nothing other than the fact that they haven’t been sighted in several weeks. Fret not Notebookies… they are indeed still together. Full Story

The Daily DumbAss: Kate Moss Married

January 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to the UK Daily Mail, an intimate New Year’s Day celebration in Phuket, she wore white Galliano, he wore black linen and a signature hat, and while the tabloid has not been able to confirm (at press time) whether or not the proceedings were legally binding, the presence of Kate’s personal assistant, brought along presumably to handle paperwork and documentation, suggests that she has indeed become his wife, with widowhood perhaps a needle away. Full Story

Posh: my appetite is as real as my tits

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Because few bitches are as amusingly absurd at times and genuinely endearing at others. Genuinely endearing examples include Victoria on video - see the Ali G appearance from 2002 and the Beckhams’ World Cup Party this year via YouTube for reference – and Victoria on the rare occasion when she’s smiling…it’s adorable. Full Story

Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never happened. Hollywood urban legend, there was no drowning, there was no murderer, and there was no gerbil running around Richard’s ass because that’s the way he got off. Full Story

Pacey Rocks the Faux Hawk

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total.Loin.Quiveration. Joshua Jackson in New York at an evening honouring the Laramie Project the other day modeling a new ‘do without as much flair as Becks or Maddox, for that matter, but just as adorable, especially so as he’s throwing his support behind efforts to fight homophobia in the hope of ensuring that what happened to Mathew Shepard won’t happen to anyone else. Full Story

No PamRock, No Marriage

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is breaking news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock just a few weeks after her much publicized miscarriage and the laptop incident with Denise Richards. Shocker? No. On many counts. If you’ve been reading my column, this should be no surprise – way back on November 13th I reported that Denise, in addition to attacking photographers and senior citizens, was also rumoured to be selling out Pam, telling her business to everyone, including her mother during a cell phone conversation when she was overheard blabbing that Pam’s marriage to Kid was in the sh-ts, that she regretted marrying him, and that Kid was actually more volatile than Tommy Lee. Full Story