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Tom & Katie: the new Kate, the new bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a photo that breaks my heart: Isabella in the background surrounded by her peers, walking in the wake of her father"s weekly pilgrimage to the pitch not only to support her soccer but also to perpetuate the authenticity of his love - as illustrated by yet another public display of affection on Saturday, this time with Katie taking the enthusiastic lead. Full Story

Why Kiki owns the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, it’s been several months of pro-love Dunst over here with no signs of slowing down, especially on nights like these - an authoritative reminder of why few of her peers can quite work it her way. And even in the hate days, even when I said she might smell, even then it was always a concession: Kiki is an original. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: two shades, same tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

At the premiere and afterparty for Employee of the Month. Enough to make you shudder. Clearly, this girl will NEVER get it right. Thing is, I like the red dress. On Rachel Bilson, even Sarah Jessica Parker, with a different pair of shoes, no straps running up the stumpy calves, maybe even a different colour, the ensemble would have been a knockout hit. Full Story

Gwyneth for AMEX, Gwyneth for Pleasures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

I know that my choice in best friend is not a popular one. I understand why she"s cloying, why she appeals to less than 1 in 10: She doesn"t try to make you like her, she doesn"t pretend to be your best friend, she doesn"t victimise herself and blubber all over the pages of Vanity Fair, she insists on saying condescending, insensitive things, she seizes upon every opportunity to remind us that she is better, she is stuck up, she is elitist, she is insufferable…I get it. Full Story

Tom Cruise: the Redskin Callboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

Part of the production deal, I suppose. And since Daniel Snyder is financing his career, it’s time for the GMD to run with the playbook, showing up for the Washington Redskins game on Sunday, supporting his new boss and also doing a little cross courting of his own. As I’ve mentioned before, Daniel Synder has deep pockets, and we all know how aliens love money. Full Story

The Rock Arnold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2006 12:00:00 September 8, 2006 12:00:00

Here at the premiere of his new movie Gridiron. Is it just me or is he starting to resemble the Governator? Not that I don’t think the Rock is a sexy bitch, because I do. And yet there’s a very distinct half manorexic, half steroid monkey vibe goin’ on here that I just can’t shake. Your thoughts? Photos from Gossip Rocks Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from Gossip Rocks Easy ladies… easy homos. I swooned a little too - how can you not? Clive Owen in Venice, Clive Owen in a tux, Clive Owen mashing my loins, burning up the sheets, Clive Owen sexy as all sh*t, with his English accent and his foul mouth whispering dirty dirty things, and that rugged face and that kinda ugly nose, in such a fantastic package…would you deny Clive Owen? Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I"m blind to her chav but I’m telling you, she is much more amusing when she"s animated, when she"s not a torpedo titted pouting skeleton staring at you from a pappy lens. Full Story

Dear Christina: don"t change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Christina Ricci doesn"t exactly have the greatest track record when it comes to healthy body image. And what"s even more frightening in her case is that when she tortures her body, she also manages to grow her head so that hers is even more of a frightening lollipop than your other garden variety anorexics running around Hollywood, starving up a storm. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Mischa in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

Not a big fan of her bitch but definitely a big fan of her fashion. Usually. Tokyo however is beyond even my admiration. The grecian head gear, the attempt at Athena, the hard rock shoes that taint an otherwise lovely dress - it"s a huge disappointment for someone who"s fared so well all summer, non? Photos from Gossip Rocks. Full Story