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Why Kiki owns the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, it’s been several months of pro-love Dunst over here with no signs of slowing down, especially on nights like these - an authoritative reminder of why few of her peers can quite work it her way. And even in the hate days, even when I said she might smell, even then it was always a concession: Kiki is an original. Full Story

Gwyneth for AMEX, Gwyneth for Pleasures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2006 12:00:00 September 21, 2006 12:00:00

I know that my choice in best friend is not a popular one. I understand why she"s cloying, why she appeals to less than 1 in 10: She doesn"t try to make you like her, she doesn"t pretend to be your best friend, she doesn"t victimise herself and blubber all over the pages of Vanity Fair, she insists on saying condescending, insensitive things, she seizes upon every opportunity to remind us that she is better, she is stuck up, she is elitist, she is insufferable…I get it. Full Story

Tom Cruise: the Redskin Callboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

Part of the production deal, I suppose. And since Daniel Snyder is financing his career, it’s time for the GMD to run with the playbook, showing up for the Washington Redskins game on Sunday, supporting his new boss and also doing a little cross courting of his own. As I’ve mentioned before, Daniel Synder has deep pockets, and we all know how aliens love money. Full Story

The Rock Arnold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2006 12:00:00 September 8, 2006 12:00:00

Here at the premiere of his new movie Gridiron. Is it just me or is he starting to resemble the Governator? Not that I don’t think the Rock is a sexy bitch, because I do. And yet there’s a very distinct half manorexic, half steroid monkey vibe goin’ on here that I just can’t shake. Your thoughts? Photos from Gossip Rocks Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from Gossip Rocks Easy ladies… easy homos. I swooned a little too - how can you not? Clive Owen in Venice, Clive Owen in a tux, Clive Owen mashing my loins, burning up the sheets, Clive Owen sexy as all sh*t, with his English accent and his foul mouth whispering dirty dirty things, and that rugged face and that kinda ugly nose, in such a fantastic package…would you deny Clive Owen? Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I"m blind to her chav but I’m telling you, she is much more amusing when she"s animated, when she"s not a torpedo titted pouting skeleton staring at you from a pappy lens. Full Story

Dear Christina: don"t change

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, Christina Ricci doesn"t exactly have the greatest track record when it comes to healthy body image. And what"s even more frightening in her case is that when she tortures her body, she also manages to grow her head so that hers is even more of a frightening lollipop than your other garden variety anorexics running around Hollywood, starving up a storm. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Mischa in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

Not a big fan of her bitch but definitely a big fan of her fashion. Usually. Tokyo however is beyond even my admiration. The grecian head gear, the attempt at Athena, the hard rock shoes that taint an otherwise lovely dress - it"s a huge disappointment for someone who"s fared so well all summer, non? Photos from Gossip Rocks. Full Story

Kate"s Release and Ryder Rivals Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

Below. Gossip. Conjecture. Lots of allegedly. You know the drill. Kate and Chris over, not surprising considering: 1. this is Hollywood 2. she was married at 21 and this is Hollywood and 3. she married a musician at 21 and this is Hollywood So for what it"s worth, here"s what I"ve pieced together, although if you live and breathe this sh*t you"re probably familiar with the infidelity reports - that he is apparently legendary for cheating, that it was one of those things everyone just "knew", like the "Happy" Friend and her "Happy" hook, old news that just blended into the scenery and according to the rumours, her way of dealing with it was to numb the pain through pot, supposedly as legendary for smoking as he was for straying. Full Story

The Beckhams, the rumours, the shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

Seen yesterday at the airport in Nice, apparently spending a little time chez Bono. What"s the latest? The latest is one of the UK dailies reporting that Spanish Beckham has finally been conceived - a growing bump the explanation behind Posh"s preference for "loose" fitting clothing of late or more accurately, the last 3 times we"ve seen her out and about. Full Story