Kid Rock Gossip

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Winona"s single status

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, one of my girls throughout the years. She"s working again, seen here on the set of her latest The Ten, looking alright, not terribly cute but nothing to worry about either. And holding up rather nicely for someone with so many mental health issues, don"t you think? As such, I"m going to reignite my campaign for a Phoenix hookup. Full Story

The FutureSex of Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football thunder thighs and call me Cruise but I"d rather find myself gripped between a set of simmering solid quads than awkwardly leaning against two sticks accessorised by JT"s adolescent undropped balls and the ever present pipsqueak, you know what I mean? Full Story

Cam & Tommy Lee out with the girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

Before you jump to conclusions, Cam is NOT cheating on JT and Cam is NOT hooking up with Tommy Lee, although they partied together in LA on Saturday night at Forty Deuce - a burlesque bar with some pretty crazy ass dancers. Cameron was flying solo that eve and Tommy was there as well, naturally they held court in VIP, and at one point, she displayed a few of her own tricks, reaching one of her long legs over her head, inspiring Tommy to do the same. Full Story

Examining Jude Law

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

In honour of Vancouver Pride, this is for my gays. Because while we all know Jude"s junk prefers P, the man certainly does nothing to dispel the constant maybe gaybe speculation surrounding his polka dot ass. And as you know, I"ve never, ever seen the straight appeal. So shall we take a closer look at Jude of late in NYC? But first - do love the hair. Full Story

Alanis & Ryan: bragging rights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Time to gloat. Skip to the next if you don"t want to hear it. The photos prove it visually but I was the first to tell you exclusive on eTalk almost three weeks ago that they were very much together in Vancouver, surrounded by their dogs, rolling around on the grassy knoll at English Bay, and although others picked up our scoop recently, there has been absolutely no credit. Full Story

Wanting Kelly"s Boobies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

If you"ve been reading my column for a while, you"re well aware of my obsession with little breasts. Love them. And happy, happy news! I have now found my ideal titties to go along with my ideal nose. Courteney Cox for the beak, Kelly Ripa for the boobs. Call me crazy but the grass is always greener, you know? Anyway, check out Kelly in white, showing some great pecs and even greater skin at Super Saturday 9 over the weekend. Full Story

Carmen & Dave: another angle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the news. They’re done, they’re over, and word on the street – according to Perez Hilton via Life & Style is that Dave Navarro has spent the last 5 months in bed and in residence with some broad called Sarah Howard. Full Story

Steven succumbs to Scientology?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Over the last few months, Page Six has chronicled an alleged feud between the GMD and super director Steven Spielberg that supposedly began when Tom disappointed Steven by focusing much of his efforts during War of the Worlds press time to Church teachings and psychiatry-bashing. Full Story

Kate Hudson: breast envy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

As any girl who suffers from large breast affliction will agree – I’d exchange mine for Kate’s any day. An A cup is my dream. We all want what we don’t have and in my humble opinion, clothes look way better on the modestly endowed. There is nothing I curse more than the disproportionate size of THEM vs everything on my body. Full Story

Freddie ages, Sarah smirks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Amazing what a difference five years makes, non? Freddie Prinze Jr was once a super hottie. Cute and cool, despite the bad acting, not your average cookie cutter blonde surfer dude, dark and handsome and surprisingly likeable but also, sadly, vulnerable to age. There"s the telltale bloat creeping around his face and the eyes that aren"t quite 25 anymore and then of course the gradually expanding forehead - every man"s worst fear: 2 words beginning with R and ending with E, known in some circles to completely destroy a man"s manhood. Full Story

Being nice to SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it"s because I"ve only a limited amount of hate juice, maybe it"s because I"ve used it all on Tori Spelling. Full Story