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Freddie ages, Sarah smirks

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing what a difference five years makes, non? Freddie Prinze Jr was once a super hottie. Cute and cool, despite the bad acting, not your average cookie cutter blonde surfer dude, dark and handsome and surprisingly likeable but also, sadly, vulnerable to age. There"s the telltale bloat creeping around his face and the eyes that aren"t quite 25 anymore and then of course the gradually expanding forehead - every man"s worst fear: 2 words beginning with R and ending with E, known in some circles to completely destroy a man"s manhood. Full Story

Being nice to SJP

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I still think she tries waaaay, way to hard and that irritating baby breathy voice grates on my last frickin" nerve and please don’t undermine Patricia Field by insisting that horse face witch boil is a style icon all by herself … but you know what? Maybe it"s because I"ve only a limited amount of hate juice, maybe it"s because I"ve used it all on Tori Spelling. Full Story

JT SexyStyle

July 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To tell you the truth, I don’t care for the SexyBack. If I wanted warbled singing, I’d throw in some Love After Love, you know what I mean? Having said that, I am all over Pipsqueak’s attempt at dressing up adult. The silk neck scarf thing is a nice touch. Very P Diddy. Very grown up. And very, very adorable. Full Story

Catherine Zeta Jones & the dreaded growth phase

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Even celebrities have to bear it! And this is why I don"t wax. I prefer shaving. Sure, it"s a pain in the ass every other day but I can"t handle the prickle at night and I certainly can"t deal with wearing long pants in the summer until that quarter inch makes it way out far enough to rip off. Still…when you"re as breathtaking as Zeta is…who cares if a little stubble peeks out from under? Look at this woman! She is perfect! Especially that tear drop mouth. Full Story

Tuesday, June 6, 2006
Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, Toronto was a blast, the CTV Upfronts were crazy frickin" amazing, and yes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip looks like it will be everything it"s been hyped up to be. But for me, by far, the most highly anticipated show has to be 30 Rock, starring Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. I love her. He frightens me. And I can"t think of a better combination. In today"s issue: Hello Shilo rains on Jen, fashion commentary from the CFDA Awards, on Heather"s breasts, and the Beckham loin explosion - with and without clothing. UPDATE: Wednesday June 7th is Media Day! Check me out on eTalk dishing exclusive on Ryan & Alanis AND Tori & Dean"s wedding reception. Then I"ll be on the CTV National News, commenting on the Brad/Angelina baby photo drama. My second time on Canada"s most watched primetime newscast! With Lloyd Robertson, that sexy beast! Thanks for your support!
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Hey gossips, Smut is dying down towards the end of the week. Unless you count the new Scott Stapp/Kidd Rock sex tape scandal, and I don’t. In today’s issue: TomKat resurfaces Down Under, my goddaughter is the cutest thing, like, ever, Winona’s rebirth continued, Natalie Portman for the Freebie 5?, and Britney woos me one more time.

From Cathy P: compliments for Sandra Oh

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am surprised that you didn’t give Best Canadian (at the Golden Globes) to Sandra Oh. She looked gorgeous, had a great acceptance speech and deserved the award. I am also a little curious about “Margot, her “Rock”” and was looking forward to your comments. Dear Cathy, To be honest, I wasn’t all that crazy about her Globes dress. Full Story

From Brandy B: Gaydar is The Rock!

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My gaydar is telling me that The Rock is out B-list star!!!! Tell me I"m right! Dear Brandy, I"m afraid not. The Rock is no gibroni. Getting dissed in a Hollywood night club by a pontificating little pip? Not on your candy-assed life!  Full Story

From Amy P: on Katie"s pregnancy

January 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So, over the holiday I read somewhere (was it Pop Rocks in the Globe?) some speculation that Katie is not, in fact, pregnant with the GMD"s baby. Speculation is, she isn"t pregnant at all. Evidence is suggested to be that her bump keeps suspiciously changing size. The article seemed to be suggesting that a surrogate is having the baby . Full Story

The Daily Abundant: Mariah Carey

January 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now before you go all Oprah on my ass, just hear me out. I love voluptuous. There is nothing better than admiring a juicy ass and a body that looks like it can sustain a rough session against a wall without bruising or breaking. I don’t swing that way but hey, in my fantasy, Joaquin and I are rockin’ and rollin’ and he has something to grab on to and he whispers in my ear “Lainey, baby, I hate those boney supermodels and I love your body and your curves so much and it’s so wonderful that you eat so much steak because I want you to always look like this and never change” and then we make sweet love and he takes me to the Oscars and thanks me in front of 30 million people and my life is perfect and it’s all good. Full Story