She took on Borat like a champ on Jay Leno last month, now it’s on to Howard Stern. I have to tell you – I love Martha unclenched.
So Martha went on Howard’s radio show last Thursday and since it’s Howard, he asked about sex and prison and of course, lesbians. Martha was typically nonplussed, answering each question with a cheeky response of her own.
Some of my favourites:
“I thought there was a point you wanted me.“
“I did...but then I met you.”
About dating Sir Anthony Hopkins:
“Oh, I loved him, but he was...scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine, I have this beautiful home in Maine…but then I revisited because I saw that movie again, [Silence of the Lambs]. I couldn’t get past the Hannibal thing with him. I couldn’t get past it – do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?”
About prison dykes:
“Who came on to you?”
“Some girls that looked like boys.”
“What would they say to you?”
“They would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. I’d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First they’d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.”
Martha Stewart with a sense of humour – who would have that she’d could be more charming than Oprah? Can you imagine Oprah on Howard?