While Twi-Hards are melting down over #RobstenIsBrokenForNowButNotForever, One Directioners are losing their sh-t over these shirtless shots of Harry Styles holding a baby in Barcelona. 1D is currently on tour and were enjoying some down time at their hotel. Seriously, if I were 20 years younger, that would totally work for me. Full Story

What? Harry Styles went for dinner with Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster yesterday in LA. Fine. But the photo agencies are saying that at some point, Harry was “reportedly seen kissing and holding hands” with Kimberly Stewart, 33, who gave birth to Benicio Del Toro’s baby Delilah last year. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

It’s the best recent randomness: Benicio del Toro’s people have confirmed exclusively to Life & Style (because they went through her garbage and found the pregnancy test? Or because People Magazine wouldn’t pay her?) that he and Kimberly Stewart are having a baby. Full Story

Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, the girls were so annoying that Spittle ended up snapping at them: “You know what, you go to get a f-cking life, is that what you’re about?” Maybe it wasn’t the most gracious thing to say but really… if you’re shaming yourself and giggling drunk ass around town in the middle of the night over Spittle Gerry, you’re asking for a bitchslap. Full Story

It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone are the days when Pattinson would be able to walk to Yaletown without security for brunch on Sunday. Full Story

The Twilight kids were all over the place in Vancouver this weekend. As I was the first to report last week, they spent 3 days shooting at the Cullen House ending early Saturday morning. Saturday night Nikki Reed, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson, after dinner at the Opus Hotel, showed up at a club to support Nikki’s friend who was performing. Full Story

Is this a bad thing? The new cover of Tatler features not generic looking genetic freak models, or photoshopped starlets, but 3 wickedly tarty daughters of rock royalty: Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood, and Peaches Geldof. Love it. Not because of the democratisation of beauty that it represents… f*ck no, who cares? But because English celebutantes are infinitely more interesting than American ones. Full Story

The cast of Twilight dressed up for In Style. What I said in my movie review about Rob Pattinson as Edward arriving at school in sunglasses announcing his new status as Bella’s boyfriend – this photo of him with Kellan Lutz pretty much captures it. Full Story

Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. Both suck. So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater. Seriously… how does one choose? Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Full Story

Widely criticised yesterday for trying to control the press, Angelina Jolie revealed on Jon Stewart that it was a move made by her lawyer and her representatives and not something she knew about. As you would expect, her attorney has also stepped forward to admit that he went overboard in his attempt to protect his candid client and that she in no way had anything to do with trying to get members of the media to sign a contract prohibiting them from asking personal questions and saying negative things about her. Full Story

Angelina Jolie out and about in NYC today, face made up, lovely pink lips, dressed in white with matching bag and shoes, and clutching what appears to be an older model Blackberry. Am sad and pathetic to have even noticed. Anyway, Angie will be on Larry King Live tonight and also on The Daily Show with the one and only Jon Stewart. Full Story

Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and her employee husband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s “told her friends”. Full Story

Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife. Full Story