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Low Tech Angelina?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2007 00:00:00 June 14, 2007 00:00:00

Angelina Jolie out and about in NYC today, face made up, lovely pink lips, dressed in white with matching bag and shoes, and clutching what appears to be an older model Blackberry. Am sad and pathetic to have even noticed. Anyway, Angie will be on Larry King Live tonight and also on The Daily Show with the one and only Jon Stewart. Full Story

Granny Nic havin’ a baby… again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and her employee husband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s “told her friends”. Full Story

The Daily Defense: Courteney & David

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife. Full Story

Why Martha is better than Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2006 12:00:00 December 18, 2006 12:00:00

She took on Borat like a champ on Jay Leno last month, now it’s on to Howard Stern. I have to tell you – I love Martha unclenched. So Martha went on Howard’s radio show last Thursday and since it’s Howard, he asked about sex and prison and of course, lesbians. Martha was typically nonplussed, answering each question with a cheeky response of her own. Full Story

Friday, November 10, 2006 Dear Gossips, If you have a chance today, see if you can find an online clip of Borat and Martha Stewart on Jay Leno Thursday night. As always, Borat is the Hotness but Martha took it pretty well, even when, at one point, he asked her if she lived in a cage…because it’s customary for women to do so in Kazakhstan, didn’t you know? Totally lost my sh-t when Borat tried to get into bed with her – Martha actually giggled! Blogging off and on today – wireless access not strong and trying to be an appreciative wife after 5 years of marriage, but check back for more exclusives on the Denise Richards situation and check archives via “THIS WEEK” for late posts from yesterday. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If any of you have a clip of Access Hollywood from last night, would you please send? I was referenced last night and they aired a shot of me speaking with Rik Fedyck, the photographer victim from the Denise Attacks situation. Let me know if you have it – thank you, love you, owe you.

The Pitts answer back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Breaking up, huh? Telling Angie he still loves Jen, huh?   Please. Look at this woman. Next to Angelina Jolie, there is no other. And any suggestion of Brad Pitt pining for Jennifer Aniston after being blessed with the opportunity not only to be Jolie"s acknowledged lover, but to have had the privilege of populating her womb is absolutely f&cking ludicrous. Full Story

Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat Pack and Sinatra"s signature cool, even before the heady Vegas evenings, back in halycon Hollywood when the right to celebrity had to be earned. Full Story

Sunday, March 5, 2006 Dear gossips, To tell you the truth, I was bored. Was Crash really a huge upset? Wasn’t every critic calling for it all week anyway? Weren’t you just a little disappointed with Jon Stewart? What happened to impassioned Oscar speeches? Is it just me or was Reese still acting when she accepted her award? Where is Jamie Foxx when you need him? And is everything OK with Lauren Bacall? As for the most important question of the night – whether or not Joaquin was sending me his message of love - I have since concluded after replaying his segment at least 15 times that he was actually shouting out his nephews Rio and Indiana, named in honour of River, sons of Liberty and Summer, and quite obviously the pride and joy of their uncle and my lover. So without further ado, here’s my annual Oscar fashion wrap up. And remember – it’s not what WE would wear. Because we would obviously be happy with anything. THEY on the other hand have every designer, jeweller, and stylist at their disposal. Which is why there is no excuse for putting us to sleep. Are you listening Jennifer Aniston?

She can"t finish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she"s intoxicated, she"s even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered. The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you"ve ALL seen it. And while the evidence hasn"t hurt her professionally, it looks like her thirst for Absolut is affecting her relationship. Full Story

From Tonia D: on Kimberley Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

On another note, how come Kimberly Stewart isn’t part of the Hollywood Slut Brigade? Dear Tonia: It already pains me enough that we constantly have to talk about nobodies like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But at least they don"t make me want to scratch my eyes out. Kimberley Stewart however is excruciating to look at. Full Story

From Linda R: Jon Stewart for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Now - I know he"s probably too old and way too short for you - but Jon Stewart is a man you could actually have a great conversation with and be entertained by after the roll in the hay was over. He"s so hot and witty and clever...just a thought - but it"s fine with me if you don"t want him… Just a thought for your free space on the Freebie 5. Full Story