Joaquin: a waning crescent

April 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
I"m fickle with my love and devotion, especially when faced with a disappearing chin and some alarming Elvis bloat. Photos from JustJared. So while I"m not quite ready to turf him from the Freebie 5, it"s clear that my relationship with Joaquin is definitely on life support. I"ve grown tired of Walk the Line. And to be honest, the height has always been a problem, especially since I usually don"t even say hello to anyone under 5 ft 10. Just a personal preference, you know. Now 5 ft 8 with an Oscar is one thing. But 5 ft 8 with 2 nominations and the lingering skank of Kiki Dunst??? It"s almost more than I can bear, gossips. Almost.
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