Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf

July 23, 2012 15:46:20 Posted at July 23, 2012 15:46:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jason LaVeris/Kevin Mazur/TCA 2012/Getty

Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back.

But the golf gear...

The golf gear is an abomination.

Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners didn’t have a problem with the dress code - collared shirts, proper pants, shorts, and shoes. Stewart on the other hand...

Well...

She’s Kristen Stewart! She will never conform! She cannot be contained! She wears chucks on the red carpet and five toe gloves on the fairway! This is how they play golf Malibu styles!

As a golf purist, not even I can’t pull out my Kristen Stewart fangirl membership card and get behind her cut-off shorts. But if you want to take the position that golf codes are archaic, the sh-t she’s wearing on her feet are still dumb...because we use spikes for a reason. The reason is that you need them to grip the grass when you’re swinging. The golf swing involves a hip pivot; your feet provide stability as you generate power and torque through your core (and NOT your arms). If your feet are all over the place, you’re not making the right contact and you’re sliding all over the ground when you’re hitting. It might take a few strokes off her game.

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