Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson

February 24, 2009 08:38:13 Posted at February 24, 2009 08:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman.

Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious?  For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the plus side, at least she’s not hanging out with Ebola Hilton.

Having said that, I fully admit I’m biased because the girl never shies away from trashing Twilight and Stephenie Meyer.

Ungrateful? Debatable.

Kristen was already well established on the indie circuit before Twilight. She was chosen by Sean Penn himself for Into the Wild in a standout performance. Kristen has several other projects on the go, including the upcoming Adventureland, in addition to the Twilight franchise.

In other words, Kristen doesn’t necessarily need Twilight. Her agent won’t admit this but he has, as John Mayer would say, pecuniary concerns.

As such, with her talent already proven and a solid reputation in the industry, Kristen Stewart can afford to snark on Twilight a little, at least through her father.

Kristen was asked by the Academy to represent Twilight at the Oscars, presumably with Robert Pattinson. Apparently she declined. According to her dad, she declined because she did not want to be at the Oscars fronting, um, something she didn’t want the Academy to associate her with Twilight.

Explained Mr Stewart:
"(Kristen will present at the Oscars) when it's a great movie, not just one that makes a lot of money."

And the Twi-hards have even more reason to be angry.

Kristen covers the new Nylon and told the magazine:

“Anywhere we’d go for Twilight was a psychotic situation. The sound was deafening, and it’s thoughtless, as well… You get a slew of all these bullsh-t questions like, ‘What’s it like to kiss a vampire?’ and ‘How much do you love Robert?’ Then you’ll get one that’s actually real, but you’re like, ‘No, I can’t right now, I can’t even consider [it].”

She called out the crazy. Love it.

Also… whether or not she’s dating Robert Pattinson. She's not. She's still with that other dude.

“It’s just totally false… Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. But if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinized, like the way I stand next to him. And it’s like, I know this guy really f-cking well [laughs]. It’s only natural that we’re sort of leaning on each other, because we’re put in the most f-cking psychotic situations.”

We might need to work on our vocabulary. Psychotic situations is a bit overused, non?


She’s a total crusty bitch, thinks the superfans are losers, and did not spend an hour in the garden alone with Ebola.

Kristen > Rob

For more photos of Kristen from Nylon click here.

And this is for Emily H – she’s gorgeous in the video.

Nylon photo shoot

PS. Stephenie Meyer is currently in Vancouver consulting on New Moon with Chris Weitz. Shooting begins very soon. Twihard infestation in my backyard!

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