Faux Gossip Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. One the great joys of our By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 02:35 pm
Dumbass Kristen Stewart’s problematic apology Click here if you missed my article last week about Kristen Stewart’s embarrassingly beggy public apology last week. As noted then, I think it was a mistake. A totally unnecessary mistake. And it ended up being an invitation to ask more questions, question more details, demand more information, a By Lainey • Jul 30, 2012 09:57 am
Dumbass Robert Pattinson moves out and everybody hates Kristen Stewart While Kristen Stewart’s dumb friends keep trying to convince people that Rupert Sanders only put his tongue in her mouth and stayed away from her vagina which is only medium cheating and not total cheating, Charlize Theron supposedly wants to kick Stewart’s ass. According to Radar Online, Charlize By Lainey • Jul 27, 2012 01:36 pm
Dumbass But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. The site appears to have a good relationship with celebrity publicists; its mission By Lainey • Jul 26, 2012 02:33 pm
Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart. Scripted Slut. I’m not naïve. I know that when a fairytale Hollywood relationship is broken, fans think they know those people. They want – need - an explanation. Remember Justin’s moves, singing about Britney’s infidelity in song? Remember Julia Roberts leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar? For that matter, remember “A By Duana • Jul 26, 2012 02:27 pm
Dumbass Kristen Stewart is neutered Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 03:14 pm
Cheating Loins Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern? The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 12:40 pm
Dumbass Twilight’s dark night Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 10:41 am
Bad Style Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back. But the golf gear... The golf gear is an abomination. Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 11:46 am
Girly Throw Downs The As IF of the summer Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. For the past four years, “Twilight” siren By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 01:10 pm
Girly Throw Downs British Boy Sh-t Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, yes. But occasionally Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Today in Boy Sh-t, according to Us Weekly, Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield were at a wedding together a couple of weeks ago and wouldn’t speak to each other even By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 04:05 pm
Style Kristen Stewart for Balenciaga Florabotanica It's her first fragrance ad for the label. Like it? I am partial to Balenciaga. I love it. Have for years. My old sunglasses are Balenciaga, I wore Balenciaga, dress and shoes, to SMUT in Toronto last week, I'm wearing another to Duana's wedding, By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 02:44 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Kristen Stewart’s neon yellow heels Hi Sasha! Do you think you could find these awesome shoes that Kristen Stewart was wearing in Mexico? And maybe some other neon yellow kicks that are more likely to be in my price range...K Those eye blinding pieces of perfection are Christian Louboutin, but balls, they’re out By Sasha • Jun 21, 2012 02:17 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen's two piece Really like her hair pulled up all messy like this. And the two piece here is an almost. There's something about the way it separates that's throwing me off. Not that it takes away from it terribly but I just wonder what we'd be By Lainey • Jun 19, 2012 11:17 am
Twilight Renesmee I’d not seen the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly this morning when I received the following email from Duana. NB - Duana has not read Twilight. From: Duana To: Elaine Subject: wait, sorry… Is “Renesmee” a PORTMANTEAU? Hilarious, right? For many reasons but after laughing at Duana’s voice By Lainey • Jun 13, 2012 04:45 pm
Lainey Interviews Kristen Stewart’s labels Here’s Kristen Stewart’s Vanity Fair spread by the ever-unimaginative Mario Testino. Are we ever going to be over him? Mario Testino is the Jay Leno of photographers. Chill Twi-Hards. I’m not saying she’s not beautiful. She is always beautiful, and if you could read By Lainey • Jun 05, 2012 04:11 pm
